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but Paramount Plus won't cooperate at all. So I finally convinced E to watch some Prodigy with me!

Man, I really love that theme song. Also, I'm gonna just say, maybe it's because it's aimed at a younger audience but this show does the best technobabble - just enough to explain, not enough to confuse or bore.

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We're pretty clear on the cause, she got tangled up in some vines, and we've washed her foot carefully with soap and water. We'll wash all of her later and maybe soak her foot with some epsom salt, that should help. Well, I mean, the bath will just make her smell better, but the soak should help. I really, really don't want to go to the vet this week if I can avoid it, but if the swelling won't go down we may have to.

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I named her that, not the company. I thought it was a pretty, old-fashioned name, something buoyed by the fact that Charlotte in Charlotte Sometimes is told by her 50-years-ago counterpart's younger sister that it's funny that she has such an old-fashioned name - and that book was written in the 1960s!

Take a look at how often the names "Emma" and "Charlotte" appear on each state's top three names for girls.

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but we've got a new semi-feral slipping into our house, one of last year's kittens. So, uh, I'm still not allowed to fix that basement window I guess?

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We skipped the one with the weird future Borg drone, because it's sad. And also the plot makes no sense - how can Seven's nanoprobes make a future drone just by assimilating the Doctor's mobile emitter? The logic does not hold up. Anyway, we'll go back to that episode later.

Then there's the one where we're told that Torres has been spiraling for months and that Paris has been pushing for his new Delta Flyer for at least as long, but actually both those things show up out of nowhere because TV hadn't really committed to arc-based storytelling at this point. And they resolve just as fast, too! Chakotay cures B'Elanna by shoving her forcibly into a holosimulation of watching all her Maquis friends die and then giving her a tough love lecture about how much people care about her. This can not be a valid therapeutic technique! Seems more likely to make it worse. But it doesn't - she develops new motivation, shakes off those survivor guilt blues, saves the (extremely rapidly built) Delta Flyer and all aboard with her brilliant quick thinking, and then eats banana pancakes with enthusiasm and a renewed zest for life.

Also, if she's got the medical knowledge of a first year nursing student then why the hell isn't she the one picking up extra shifts in Sickbay instead of Tom? That man gets too much plot. (For that matter, when Harry was in that weird AU, we found out that if he hadn't been on Voyager he would've gone into ship design and done pretty well for himself. The building the Delta Flyer plot should've been his endeavor, properly spread out over several episodes. Harry doesn't get enough of the plot.)

But really, Voyager needs to hire a few nurses, hire an extra doctor, and hire a fucking therapist. The Alpha Quadrant cannot possibly have a monopoly on therapy. (And in the meantime, would medication help B'Elanna?) The nurses and doctor could be hired temporarily, exchanging work for passage in Voyager's general heading. There's sure to be plenty of people willing to take that deal. The therapist would really be better off as a more long-term gig, but if they'd stop for a few weeks and really look I'm sure they could find somebody qualified who'd like to do some serious traveling.

Also also: Back when we met the Malon, the garbage hauler was pissy about them talking to their government about those converters because, as he strongly implied, the government would absolutely accept this technology, especially if it came free, with help from experts in setting it up. But... did Voyager even bother to talk to the Malon government, because they seem to have written off the entire culture.

And then we watched the episode where it turns out Species 8472, convinced that humans are a serious threat, have replicated the Academy in order to learn how to infiltrate Starfleet and gather intel for future defense. Which... honestly, the evidence they have against humanity is pretty damning. They only really have ever met two other cultures, one of whom is the Borg and the other of which allied with the Borg in order to slaughter them. And yes, Voyager even has a Borg on their very ship, like, I'd be worried about this too!

But this time Janeway flipped a coin and it landed on "diplomacy", so they tried that and it worked beautifully.

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The clowns running the FDA have proposed restricting access to covid vaccines, to people over 65 or who have certain medical conditions. There's a public docket for comments on the proposal.

Your Local Epidemiologist has a good post about the proposal, including that the people suggesting this know that nobody is going to do the placebo-controlled tests of new boosters they want to require.

Possible talking points include:

Families and caregivers wouldn't be eligible for the vaccine, even if they share a household, unlike the current UK recommendations.

Doctors, dentists, and other medical staff wouldn't be eligible either.

My own comment included that the reason I'd still be eligible for the vaccine is a lung problem caused by covid.

Seriously, this is just exhausting.
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Any ideas? Should we give up and order new ones? What is that disgusting stuff anyway?

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Metafilter is having a, uh, lively discussion on whether or not this study proves that contemporary English majors can't read.

There's a lot of potential ways to divide the commenters into two groups, but the one I expected the most was "people who think the correct way to deal with unfamiliar references in literature is to immediately look it up" and "people who think the first group needs to learn to use context clues already".

As always, I am in the second group, and every time the first group appears in real life I find myself wondering if they somehow weren't taught this skill at school. I well remember the worksheets! (To be honest, they were a little hit or miss for me - 95% of the time they just used text with words they assumed the students would be unfamiliar with, which I was never actually unfamiliar with. But the other 5% of the time they used text with made up words or with blacked out bits of text, and that was fun, and presumably we all learned a great deal. Or at least in theory... one of the reasons I had such a good vocabulary as a kid was because I read so much and never looked anything up except for fun, so... well, the point is, my classmates probably learned something! And I use that skill every time I try to read something in Spanish.)

Anyway, I'm really posting this because of two reasons.

1. Somehow, nobody has posted about the lawyer cat from the pandemic. Did they all forget? Or not see that?

2. This paragraph: One of the interesting thing about the Inns of Court is that we have some early dance choreography and melody lines not found anywhere else, in a collection that was used there to teach the law students how to dance. Of course the choreography document predates Dickens by a couple of centuries...

Somebody needs to explain wtf is up with this because wtf.

Edit: No, I thought of a third thing, which I forgot because of the second thing.

3. When your kids are very little, every well-meaning person everywhere will tell you that it's all right for them to watch a little TV, just so long as you watch with them and discuss what you're watching, and ask them questions about it. Watch actively, and train them to do so. And it wasn't until the niblings were in middle school that I realized I wasn't actually doing that the way people keep saying - instead of talking about the plot and "what do you think happens next" my running commentary during TV shows and movies goes "Wow, that background music is awfully forboding for such an apparently hopeful scene" and "Ugh, he put a blanket over her, I guess they'll hook up now" and "That transition sure is cheesy!" and, once, "You think you'll be happy when you get to Omashu , but obviously not", which prompted the kids to ask why and I had to actually think about it. (Because they left the secret tunnel and then had to climb a mountain which blocked their view of the city while chatting about how amazing it'd be to get to the city. If everything was hunky-dory then there would've been no mountain, they would've emerged from the tunnel and seen the city right there.) I don't know if the way I did it was better or worse than what people kept saying to do, but it doesn't seem to have hurt the kids and their ability to pick up on foreshadowing!
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With or without feet.

There's a few people in that thread adamantly going up and down asserting that, duh, how could the rest of us be so dumb as to not know that certain types of toilets are specifically designed to be flushed with the foot. None of them have provided any sort of evidence for this claim, which makes me think that their evidence boils down to "Mommy told me when I was a kid" or "Well, I flush with a foot so I just sort of assumed", and - man, I hate when people do that. Fucking back up your claims, or at least qualify them. "I was told by my preschool teacher, but I've never verified it" would be a lot more honest and less annoying.

Anyway, I have emailed the manufacturer most often mentioned in the comments to ask for their opinion. Mostly because that is how things ought to be done, but also because if these flushers are designed to be flushed with the foot, great, but if not then we have to ask if the other contingent, which is equally vociferously asserting that foot flushing increases wear and tear on the mechanism and causes breakdowns, needs to be taken seriously. Because what's really not okay is breaking the toilet for everybody who comes after you - and sure, you'll say that you are not the sole person responsible for breaking the toilet that much faster, but c'mon, everybody says that.

So let's see what we see, and in the meantime, let's also all wash our hands. With soap and water, thanks.
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It was so long we had to resetup Paramount Plus on the PS4, which was a job and a half.

Also, Jenn kept trying to guess the ending for one episode so I've banned her from watching with us. I mean, not really, but I'll probably keep saying it for a few more days.

We watched the one with the Demon class planet, which is sorta meh all around but which is important context for one of my favorite ever ST episodes. It's weird that that's my favorite episode, as it's sad and bleak and also doesn't really go anywhere, but I love it.

Then there's the one where Seven's basically all alone for a month, and honestly, this was a terrible idea all around. Voyager is a big ship, you can't run it with two people, and that's if you can expect everything to work smoothly with no problems which obviously they couldn't because of the scary nebula. They should've gone around. Also, at the end Harry makes an ill-conceived joke about Tom being locked up in small places as a child, and what if he had been, Harry? You'd feel awful, and from now on that's my new headcanon. Tom laughed, but he was only hiding his pain....

(Also, it's super weird to me that one of the first evil hallucinations Seven manifested was a creepy creepster. She was a Borg! She was assimilated as a small child! Where was she even drawing that from!?)

Then there's the one with the slipstream drive that's all an elaborate trap, and my man, I get that you're crazed with grief but I think you should have bigger priorities than some petty revenge.

And then there's Night. The crew spends half the episode moping that they're going through a boring, starless region of space. You'd think they'd be happy that they finally have time to finish their concertos and catch up on their reading, but apparently not! They only perk up when they have a chance to avert a genocide. Which, lemme say, they didn't even fucking try with that garbage hauler. I get that the episode and his behavior is supposed to be about us, but they could've pointed out to him that if he comes back with them he can have a monopoly over this cleansing device and make money hand over fist, easily twice as much as he's making now with a lot less risk and labor. But no, they'd rather write Hoggish Greedly instead, even though that characterization doesn't make any damn sense and it requires the crew to be completely undiplomatic.

I mean, I guess I'd be happy too if I could singlehandedly stop a genocide, but damn, I like a little downtime! What is wrong with them? I think they were just itching for a fight, and that's why they picked one.

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in a pot, not in the dirt, but still.

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and sung them all to sleep and stolen all their hoarded gold and jewels and, idk, silk and spices and shit, and then she rows back to shore... using a broadsword? I mean, doesn't the boat already have oars? Actual oars, which will work better for their intended purpose? She doesn't need to jury-rig something, she can just steal his sword and row back in the normal way!

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OMGWTF

This is not a drill. Contact everybody.

Write to them, call them, do not stop pestering them.
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One thing only, and it can be described as "Their awful dystopian presidency still isn't as bad as our real one".

This is the show where one character asserted his expertise in a certain matter on the grounds of being a Star Trek fanwriter, and then almost immediately thereafter suggested they take the elevator instead of the stairs. Nothing bad happened on the elevator, but nevertheless....

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For the job I would like the least, but any job is a job, right? So wish me luck. (Edit: No, nevermind. Dude called me before I left for the interview and kept me on the phone for an hour all to tell me he was certain the commute would not work out. This did not require an hourlong phone call, or, indeed, a phone call of any length at all.)

Also, today is A's birthday, so happy birthday! They will never see this.

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Late in May as the light lengthens
toward summer the young goldfinches
flutter down through the day for the first time
to find themselves among fallen petals
cradling their day's colors in the day's shadows
of the garden beside the old house
after a cold spring with no rain
not a sound comes from the empty village
as I stand eating the black cherries
from the loaded branches above me
saying to myself Remember this


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I repeat, a baby squirrel.

Or... well, a child squirrel? It's not a baby baby, it's furred and alone and eensy and also miserably wet. But not so teensy weensy that it obviously shouldn't be out by itself.

PSA

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The Rusty Quill Big Bang is open for writer signups.

And by the way, there's an Ao3 feed for Stellar Firma, except I misspelled it because they're all British and their accents are non-rhotic: [syndicated profile] ao3_stella_firma_feed.

Anyway, I definitely would recommend you listen to some of those audiodramas and maaaaaaybe do the fan thing as well.
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I'm realizing now that I really ought to have some nice shirts that are short sleeves, maybe a skirt or two. It's gonna get hotter. Ugh.

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Below the thunders of the upper deep,
Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumbered and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.


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Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do is stitched with its color.


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it looks like they didn't even try here. But I guess "composing entirely new jokes and punchlines" is outside the job description.

Admittedly, the joke's not that funny in English either.

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Several people have made comments to the effect that the Catholic Church is still, well, run by old Catholic men (and thus not as progressive as we might want) and I realize now that the correct answer to all such comments is “that’s really the crux of the matter”.
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1. My neighbor liked this song so much he threw a brick through my window to hear it better.

2. A: Yeah I'm tone deaf in the sense that I'm really bad at distinguishing musical pitch, but I have no problem distinguishing tone in Punjabi or Mohawk (tonal contrasts exist only on stressed syllables)."
B: Most Southern Ontario comment of 2025
A: I've been clocked

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What we know:

He's not as photogenic as the previous one, way more photogenic than the one before.

He's an American (from Chicago) with Peruvian citizenship after having lived there many years.

He chewed out JD Vance that one time for being completely and utterly wrong and heartless.

He's about as progressive as we can hope for from Catholic hierarchies - no dramatic rebound to traditionalism, anyway.

He wasn't the bookies' favorite choice, so if you bet on him you made serious cash.
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(and we've dug ourselves out of this hole) I'm putting as much as I can every paycheck towards eye surgery. I don't even want eye surgery, it sounds scarier than dental work, but at 43 I think I have to accept reality: I am never going to learn to reliably put my glasses somewhere they won't break and I won't lose them.

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Trapped, trapped, trapped, trapped, trapped on hold! Trapped on hold! Trapped on hold! Trapped on hold, on hold, on hold! Trapped!!!!! We apologize for the delay. Please hold!

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"Oh, we're going to make fun of this doofus and his inability to understand basic things, like how employment works!"

What I was actually listening to:

"Wow, at-will employment is super dystopian, good thing it doesn't exist in the UK! Or the EU, I guess!"

(They don't say "at-will employment", or mention that it exists elsewhere)

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and then we bumped into Casper, the Maine Coon. It was a very fluffy walk!

I still haven't seen Sebastian but my neighbor on the corner who has adopted the super friendly stray cat (not soon enough to prevent the most recent batch of kittens) told me she's seen him within the past few weeks.

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Text taken from [community profile] thisfinecrew:

A proposed rule was made to look like red tape reform, but it’s a power grab. It would let Trump fire thousands of key career civil servants with ease (think Schedule F 2.0).

Public comments are open until May 23.
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They say such awful things to each other, and always at the top of their lungs. The neighbor on the corner was just complaining to me about it, but who can blame the kids? It's their parents! They're not there, and when they are there they're worse than the children are, and set a terrible example all the time.

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I directed them towards the ngram viewer, but it kept bugging me, and with a little bit of fiddling and searching I worked out that if you're on a computer you can still see the number of results if you click "tools" under the search bar. So now we know!

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It's a nicer place - and a lot less busy! - than the other one, even if I did have to take a long bus ride to get there and then cross Hylan. They need to put a sign on their front door, the one that's locked, saying that the main entrance is around the corner. I mean, I figured it out, but....

I gotta say, I'm a little weirded out that they asked me to just confirm my SSN. What if I remembered it wrong? Oh god, what if I did misremember it? I've had it memorized literally since before my father died, when I was a kid, but I always worry that I memorized it wrong and I've been switching up two specific digits this entire time. Normally I'd just check, but as my card is misplaced that's obviously not a thing I can do.

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I'm not under the impression that any of these have picked up much steam as of yet, but, well, there's one way to do that.

The Majority Project: 1M Postcards to Congress

Just Passing Along | Project Mail Storm

Postcards to SCOTUS and Congress

And, of course, if you need some ideas of what to complain about, you can start here. There's also no law stopping you from sending mail and making a phone call.
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and somehow or another I still can never recall the plot. I'm not even sure if the problem is that I never understand the plot as I read it or if the problem is that I understand it just fine but forget it immediately thereafter.

And yes, I've read Deep Secret. It's not as helpful as it ought to be. Anyway, just boasting, because that makes this an even better find than usual!

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I saw a truck today with writing on the upper corners.

On the upper left corner it said:

Gourmet Chips
And Pretzel's

and on the upper right corner it said:

Healthy Foods
And Drink's

So... what, exactly, did that person think the apostrophe is for?

Also, don't want this getting lost: My credit union is asking us all to contact our congresscritters. Honestly, maybe I should buy a book of postcards. Of course, my handwriting is terrible....

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Or, rather, a list of lists. There will likely be some overlap.

Newsweek

IAmerica

Mobilize

Fiftyfiftyone

The NYC Bar protest

A different NYC protest

Please share!
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Although, for some inexplicable reason many of them straight up refuse to say "picture book" and will instead talk themselves into circles describing picture books instead.

Anyway, for what probably is a more explainable reason, lots of them falter when trying to describe what the artwork looks like. They'll either say "It's sorta like a cross between X and Y" or they'll say "It's weird/unusual/unique", which is a completely useless statement.

I've got a few standard questions I ask when I'm trying to get them to actually be clear, but I'm wondering if anybody has any other suggestions that might be helpful. Shoving mine under a cut so as not to influence people's thoughts unduly )

Also, don't want this getting buried in links: Compilation of Protests and Actions Against the UK Supreme Court

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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.


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1. I love this time of year. Specifically, I love looking in other people's yards, shaking my head, and saying "Tsk. Those people really need to divide their daffodils."

2. The daffodils I divided last year have all come up, though several are sulking and refusing to bloom. I get it.

3. My neighbor on the corner who grows a banana tree in his yard every year (we never get bananas, it's not warm enough for that) has several patches of daffodils on the tree lawn and also some traffic cones that National Grid or whoever left there last time they dug up the street. The other day I passed by and realized that one of those cones was right over a patch of daffodils struggling valiantly to clear the top! I moved the cone and the poor things flopped over, easily twice as tall in the leaves as any daffodil ought to be. Oh well.
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Clicky!

Also, I meant to say re: the utilities that you are all the best and I absolutely love you :)

(Still need to call National Grid and still don't wanna.)
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And they make you show up in person for an interview after, so I made my appointment for today, very carefully in Manhattan because that's easier for me to get to than the office on Staten Island.

I don't know for sure if it's their screw-up or mine, but my appointment did not go through. Judging from the conversation I had with the guard, plus the ones I overheard, this is not an uncommon problem. I tried to reschedule, but the best I could do is tomorrow - at fucking Hylan Boulevard, exactly where I did not want to go.

At least I can take consolation in the fact that I handled the situation with good grace. When I showed up, there was one woman in the whole crowd of people complaining about it, very loudly, about how obviously she made an appointment because how else would she even know the office was here, she made it in Manhattan on purpose, she lives in Jersey, and on and on and on, and she was still complaining when I'd given up on convincing the system to let me reschedule for the same office, thanked the guard for his advice to screenshot the confirmation screen right away, and left.

I don't see what she thought all that complaining was going to do. If I'd thought asking them to squeeze me in would work I would have tried that, but I guess that, having already wasted half her day, she thought the best option was to waste the rest of it as well.
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and applied for a shitton of jobs. The worst they can do is call me a dipshit, and they probably wouldn't do that to my face. I think? Seems like a waste of time to call somebody up and say "You're terrible, how could you think we'd consider you?"

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And what if I had simply passed you by,
your false skins gathering light in a basket,
those skins of unpolished copper,
would you have lived more greatly?

Now you are free of that metallic coating,
a broken hull of parchment,
the dried petals of a lily—
those who have not loved you
will not know differently.

But you are green fading into yellow—
how deceptive you have been.

Once I played the cithara,
fingers chafing against each note.
Once I worked the loom,
cast the shuttle through the warp.
Once I scrubbed the tiles
deep in the tub of Alejandro.
Now I try to deciper you.

Beyond the village, within a cloud
of wild cacao and tamarind,
they chant your tale, how you,
most common of your kind,
make the great warrior-men cry
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Why is she like this.

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That's insane for NYC April, right?

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I believe it is a brown thrasher. Google says they're not frequent feeder birds, but they like mealworms and I put out dried mealworms, so that'd do it.

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