"Is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?"

[conuly]

No, but I'd like to tell you that you urgently need a proofreader. Are you aware that you just made me answer the same question about my desired salary three different ways? Once was plenty enough! Also, why are you asking what currency I want it in, and since you are asking, why is one time US dollar at the top of the drop down and the other two times it's alphabetical under "United States"? Did you even look at this before posting, and once again afterwards?

(These people really urgently need help with this, but unless this is a Secret Test I guess telling them wouldn't help me much.)

Alternative answer to the question: "Yes, I'd like to tell you that I really need money, please give me some, with or without hiring me first."

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Comments

[lilysea]

"Is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?"
"I am the lost Lindbergh baby!"

"Is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?"
"I am DB Cooper!"

[conuly]

Damn, you look good for your age!

[hudebnik]

I'd like to tell you that I'm brilliant, universally admired and respected, attractive, healthy, wealthy, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent, among other things. But I'd also like to tell you the truth, so that's a bit of a problem.

From my time as a resume database monkey for HR and recruitment consultants

[pauamma]

unless this is a Secret Test

Even if it is, it's not uncommon for the people reading your application not to be in the know and to take exception to your impugning the Sacred Application Questionnaire.

Re: From my time as a resume database monkey for HR and recruitment consultants

[conuly]

That seems like the level of competence I’d expect.

[shadowkat]

They are probably using an AI Copilot to write their online forms.