Tea review: 2014 aged da hong pao oolong tea
Jun. 4th, 2026 11:43 pmTea Review
Name: 2014 Aged Da Hong Pao Oolong Tea
Brand: unsure, vendor: Bana Tea Co.
Type: oolong
Brick
Notes:
Tea Guy described this tea as fully oxidated and "super super" roasted. This tea came in a pressed brick that resembled a bar of baking chocolate. Which is only sort of funny because when it was passed around before brewing, it smelled like a molasses cake. You break up a piece of the brick before brewing. Tea Guy warned us to be careful when buying brick tea because when you are first searching for it online, most of what comes up are these very beautiful brick tea sculptures, which are technically drinkable, but they use the lowest grade/worst tea to make those and are more meant to be art. The tea was very Amber colored. I had trouble describing the taste. Woody & smoky were the closest I could come to describe what I was tasting. Someone else said it had a malt flavor. I did like it, it just sort of evaded my vocabulary. Mostly, it made me think of campfires and smoke rooms (where meat and cheses would get smoked or dried) where I would be charged with keeping the fire going while men sat around talking, drinking whiskey, and smoking pipes all night when I was a kid.
Rate
Appearance: 7
Aroma: 7
Flavor: 7
Overall Rating: 3 stars
patron saints of one way trips by enthyrea (SFW)
Jun. 5th, 2026 04:51 pmCharacters/Pairing/Other Subject: Grace, Laika
Content Notes/Warnings: none
Medium: digital art
Artist on DW/LJ: n/a
Artist Website/Gallery: enthyrea on tumblr
Why this piece is awesome: The movie's finally on streaming so I got to watch it. Ryland Grace with Laika, aww!
Link: patron saints of one way trips, backup link here
Memphis, TN 2026 Part 2: The Peabody Ducks, Recovering Lost Props
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:54 pmand do not reflect the views or opinions of my employer.
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WEDNESDAY
I did set an alarm so I could have breakfast and time to get ready, for the Peabody Duck March was at 11 and I wanted to get a good vantage point!
I have seen the ducks and the whole pomp/ceremony the last time I was in Memphis. But this time was different...because our very own COGSWORTH would be the honorary Duckmaster, leading the ducks to the central fountain!! From previous experience I knew that there would be too many people at ground level for good footage, so I went straight to the mezzanine. I also got there a solid 30 minutes early so I could scope out the best possible spot up there. I decided it was here. If I had moved a bit more to the right the flower arrangement wouldn't be in the way, but then I wouldn't have this clear shot to the elevator where the ducks come out.

As it got closer to 11, more and more people showed up. Even up on the mezz I found myself surrounded by 10+ people, including some cast members who had come out to watch. More cast members hung out at the bar or even tried to sit on the floor by the red carpet. Before Cogsworth (actor's name is Javier) came out, the official Duckmaster himself came out to hype the crowd and give a little history of this cute and silly Memphis tradition. The TL;DR is that a manager at the hotel one day decided it would be funny to put some of his live call ducks into the hotel pond. The guests loved it so much that the ducks were kept. Turns out a bellhop at the hotel was a former Ringling animal trainer, and he offered to take charge of the ducks and teach them to travel between the fountain and a rooftop "duck palace" every day at scheduled times (11am and 5pm.) He did this so successfully that he maintained the position of Duckmaster at the hotel for 51 years!
Now there is still an official Duckmaster, but there is also an honorary Duckmaster chosen from time to time. This can be a random person from the audience, a hotel guest, or a celebrity (Oprah Winfrey, Paula Deen, and Kevin Bacon have all been Duckmasters.)
Today it was Cogsworth! As the Duckmaster finished regaling the audience with the legend of the ducks, I caught sight of Cogsworth waiting near the bar with some handlers:

First, some children were chosen to be the official Red Carpet Rollers for the occasion. Next, Cogsworth made his entrance and a short ceremony was conducted to make him an official honorary Duckmaster. Then the Duckmaster and Cogsworth walked the red carpet to the elevator to go fetch the ducks. Finally, to the triumphal sound of a Sousa march, the five ducks appeared and walked the red carpet, Cogsworth herding them with high-steps and his official Duckmaster cane and his bright red megaphone. One by one the ducks plopped into the fountain, to everyone's delight. The whole thing was absolutely adorable (and of course, great PR.)
Here is my footage from the mezzanine (less than 5 minutes long):
There was an entire camera crew set up near the elevator and practically IN the fountain, so there'll be official footage too at some point. Once the ceremony was over people crowded the fountain to exclaim over the ducks (which are ordinary Mallards) then dispersed gradually to go about their day or buy duck-themed merch at the hotel's gift shop.

The hotel itself is gorgeous and almost a museum, with historical exhibits and memento displays all over the place, but I had Adulting Things to do today so skipped all that and made myself scarce. It was fun and adorable to see Cogsworth herding ducks today!!
The rest of my day was BORING compared to that. I typed up this post, worked on Tempe Foodie Finds (which I have to make a bit longer since we're there for two weeks), ate lunch, called Southwest to find out how one changes seats on flights now, and grudgingly practiced my Main Street Philharmonic music with a mute at the hotel. It got easier as I went along. I am always blown away to find that if I try to actively remember my music and think about it while playing, it is a struggle...but if I let my mind go blank and allow muscle memory to take over, everything just comes right back. The practice session made me feel a lot better about being ready for performing this summer.
And I took more pics of my IEM faceplates for a thank-you post for Ultimate Ears on the socials...

...and made a more clear video showing how to swap out the faceplates:
Walked back to the theater around 3pm to return my iPad, trombone, and in-ears. I could have waited until showtime but I like knowing that everything is ready to go beforehand, when possible. Dinner and the show, we had a really wonderful audience who got into it!
An unusual thing happened during the scene where Gaston proposes to Belle: after she turns him down, LeFou has a dramatic little breakdown and says, "What should I do with the ring now? Can I keep it?" Gaston shouts, "Give me that!" and snatches the ring from LeFou...only this time when he went to snatch it he must have accidentally knocked it out of LeFou's hand. I heard the sound of metal hitting the floor, then heard the ring rolling across the stage. I heard it hit the black drop cloth that partially covers the pit net, then heard it "ping" off of something (a road case?) somewhere behind me....then silence.
From listening to the sounds the ring had made as it fell, I concluded that it had not fallen through the cracks leading to UNDER the pit. If it had, we would have heard one final "CLANG" as it hit either metal or concrete down there. It must still be somewhere behind me at pit level. Possibly on something soft, as I hadn't heard it hit anything after bouncing off the road case. During intermission I turned my phone light on and went hunting for it. Climbed over several stacked road cases, looking between them, and did not see it...but when I climbed to the lip of the pit level and peered down into a gap between the drum booth and an audio cable box (red arrow)...

...something gold and round flashed back at me. The ring, resting on a clump of thick cables way down there.
(Artistic rendering of where the ring had been lol)

I squeezed into the crack and climbed down, got it, and brought it back to Props. But not before getting a picture!

Over the years I've gotten beaned by and/or found many props that have fallen into the pit, or have come my way. Examples include a fake bee from a clown's costume; a tuppence from a scene in My Fair Lady; an Etch-a-Sketch from a dance number in Elf; and many more. I love to see the props up close...and I also admittedly enjoy recovering them, returning them, and being praised for it :D Replacing lost props can be a lot of extra work for crew, so if we can find what was lost it saves them time and work :)
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THURSDAY
Did not set an alarm but was up at 7:30 anyway due to time zone changes. Breakfast and I started to work on Foodie Finds but instead decided to go for a walk before it got any hotter out. Went to a small local grocery for protein and back to Hive for two more bagels (rosemary sea salt, blueberry.) Round trip it was two miles. THEN I worked on Foodie Finds, ate lunch, and practiced my Main Street Phil music again. I have the Flag Ceremony Music and Parade Music definitely memorized, and additionally reviewed five Castle Set pieces (the easier ones first.) This is going well and I have high hopes that I won't have to spend time EVERY day for the next month practicing. I also need to start reviewing the Epic Universe stuff.
Before tonight's show we had a full company photo on stage to celebrate the one-year anniversary of Beauty and the Beast National Tour. It is hard to believe it's been one full year already. My PERSONAL one-year mark is A) not until June 17th or so because that's when band rehearsals started, and B) because I was entered into the employment system incorrectly, my on-paper one-year mark isn't until September!! It happened because they were trying to let me keep my amusement park PERNR, which I very much appreciate, so I'm not upset :)
The evening show went well. Afterward there was a talkback so we made ourselves scarce quickly.
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Friday: The company has arranged a tour of the Civil Rights Museum here in Memphis, and I am going! No other plans for the day. One evening show.
Saturday: Laundry early in the morning + two shows.
Sunday: Two shows, and between shows we have the Orpheum's traditional Usher Meal which I'm very much looking forward to. Packing for El Paso.
I will miss the gas mileage
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:36 pmMy psychiatrist upped my meds.
Got my receipts in to the office.
And somehow that was nearly my entire day.
I did go to Jackson's color with happiness first thursday affair. It was meant to have 90 vendors. As predicted not that many showed but there were a couple blocks worth. Too much homemade bread for 15$ and little beaded things. I did find one holiday gift. I need to start writing this stuff down so I don't have a repeat of last year's overbuying. Naturally it was the hottest it's been in forever. I did get to try the x-terrestrial Taco food chuck but now I'm SO hot I can't eat. Luckily I cooled down in the car on the way home. Those birra tacos are literally better than any I've had in any restaurant around here and to the dimbulbs in front of me in line, when the dude offers you a sample, you standing there going but I don't know what it is so why would I want a sample is not helping move the line along. Get out of my way. I know what i want (it wasn't a food allergy issue, his wife was about ready to slap him into next week)
Community recs. I'm doing bad at this. I know one of my friends just started a Buffyverse kink comm but I can't remember which one...(gah I need to start writing this stuff down) so let me just mention
Dormammacrocosm: DEFENDERS #3-5
Jun. 4th, 2026 09:36 pmDormammu rules supreme. Everything is Dormammu. Dormammu is all. Dormammu Dormammu Dormammu Dormammu Dormammu Dormammu Dormammu.

( Dormammu. )
*pokes head back in*
Jun. 4th, 2026 09:42 pmThe first half of this year has been quite a mixed bag. A lot's happened that's positive: I'm moving to a better living situation, I've been volunteering at a couple local organizations, and have really lovely friends. Lately, most of my fandom activities were solo and offline. Not a bad thing, I suppose, but it's nice to be on Dreamwidth again.
I'd love to hear how your week has been, or what you've been enjoying lately. :) I've been longhand writing a new fic, reading a few books that were dilly-dallying on my TBR, and getting excited about
P.S. I have an IRL friend whom I've clocked as being, at the very least, fandom-adjacent, but I'm not sure I have the nerve to ask him about it. He's very into comics and I've read some of his (original) writing. Right now I'm just side-eyeing from afar as he uses terms like "headcanon" in casual conversation. :P
Thursday Recs
Jun. 4th, 2026 08:37 pmDo you have a rec for this week? Just reply to this post with something queer or queer-adjacent (such as, soap made by a queer person that isn't necessarily queer themed) that you'd, well, recommend. Self-recs are welcome, as are recs for fandom-related content!
Or have you tried something that's been recced here? Do you have your own report to share about it? I'd love to hear about it!
Daily Check-In
Jun. 4th, 2026 09:01 pmHow are you doing?
I am OK
11 (61.1%)
I am not OK, but don't need help right now
7 (38.9%)
I could use some help
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans live with you?
I am living single
8 (44.4%)
One other person
5 (27.8%)
More than one other person
5 (27.8%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
Junk Draft? Junk Draft. *nod nod*
Jun. 4th, 2026 04:20 pmThey also mentioned doing something called a “junk draft” and they compared it to a doodle page in a sketchbook where you just allow yourself to write no matter what to get the juices flowing which YOU KNOW WHATTTTTT I might try that out. xD
Anyways THE WEEKEND’S almost here. I am sprinkling good juju that Friday gets here fast WHOOSH ✨✨
Reading post
Jun. 5th, 2026 09:21 amSo basically, this story is a critique of late capitalist office culture. The message is not exactly subtle, but the trappings are so enthrallingly weird and creative that it ends up feeling like a lot more than the sum of its parts.
And Then There Were Nuns by Jane Christmas: This is a memoir by an established travel writer and devout Anglican who spends a year trying to become a nun. My first temptation is to scrutinise whether she really meant to be a nun or had just scented another marketable adventure, but I'm intentionally slapping that impulse away, because the book is lovely and deserves to be taken on its merits. And regardless of her initial purity of intention, the experience takes Christmas to some very heavy places. A session of lectio divina near the start of the process stirs up the memories of a rape she's spent decades of her life pretending never happened, so while discerning a possible vocation and grappling with her religious identity, she also ends up having to walk this painful path of trauma healing.
I also suspect that Christmas' obvious unsuitedness to cloistered life is exactly what makes the book work: she makes a good mediator between the kind of woman who is capable of becoming a nun, and the kind of woman (hi) who is not remotely capable of becoming a nun but could stand to profit from learning more about their ways. Christmas' fantasies of a life spent in an aesthetically pleasing state of leisurely communion with God are promptly supplanted by a hefty chore load, a jam-packed worship timetable, and the demand for a total renunciation of self-will. It’s not the big picture stuff she ends up chafing against. It’s the petty deprivations, like the dowdy habits (Christmas considers herself a fashionista) and the annoyance of not being allowed to finish her game when the hour of recreation ends. I get this. I think almost all of us probably get this, regardless of our vocation. I would give my life for my kids without a moment’s hesitation but will I give my morning coffee? Will I close my browser window, right this second, and go do something that benefits them instead? Because that’s what convent life is set up to train nuns to do. And watching an ordinary, self-willed woman fail at it is somehow very inspiring: I couldn’t do it either, not properly, but perhaps I could start doing a little bit more of it here and there! And perhaps that would be better than nothing!
At one point Christmas shared a remark from a priest, that taking confession from nuns is like being stoned to death with popcorn. I think that image will stick with me for a long time to come.
We’re relaxed
Jun. 4th, 2026 11:01 pmIt’s been a long time since we’ve seen Sarah Grote (Wicked Things #2 in 2020, I believe) and something has definitely happened to her but I don’t know what. Lottie is still preoccupied with babies slithering out and having a drink. I don’t think even a trained midwife could disabuse her of this notion.
A Very Fond Farewell To Misaky Tokyo
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:00 pm
All the way back in 2022, I posted about a candy company I had recently discovered called Misaky Tokyo. They specialized in kohakutou, a traditional Japanese candy that looks like gems and geodes. Basically fancy rock candy. And I was enamored with them. I loved the lux branding, the idea of beautiful treats meant for special occasions that were more than just candy. Not only did the candy feel special, but the brand felt special since it was a minority, LGBTQIA+, woman-owned business that was constantly making a difference by donating to charities such as the LA LGBTQ Center and the AAPI community.
Misaky Tokyo was classy, cool, fun, and authentic. And they were generous! They gifted me two of their delicious boxes after my first review of them. I ended up buying more boxes from them shortly after, but that gesture of kindness really stuck with me.
I was sad when they took a break for a while, but I always hoped they’d come back after a well deserved rest. In an unexpected turn of events, Misaky Tokyo is closing the door on this chapter, after the owner’s battle with cancer.
As said in the video, they had a final sale to close out Misaky Tokyo for good. Of course, I had to get in on this, and bought their Complete Farewell Set, which came with one 5-gem box and two 3-gem boxes, so eleven gems total. I am so glad I get to experience them one last time, as they sold out of these very quickly, and I have never found kohakutou that is as stunning and delicious as Misaky’s.
So let’s take one last look at Misaky Tokyo’s lovely candy together, and wish them well in their new chapter.

The two 3-piece boxes had the exact same gems in it, so I ended up gifting one to my cousin and she thought it was so cute!

The 5-piece set ended up having those same pieces in it, plus two other flavors:

So, not a ton of diversity in this set, but it makes sense since it was their last run and they were probably just trying to focus their efforts on giving people their last hurrah and not focusing on broadening their flavor horizons. Regardless, I’m so glad I got to enjoy Misaky Tokyo and even share them one last time! I truly wish them the best moving forward and will really miss their lovely kohakutou.
Did you ever get the chance to try them? Do you have any other kohakutou businesses you recommend? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!
-AMS
Daily Check-In: Day 4
Jun. 4th, 2026 04:49 pmDid you get some writing in today?
- Yes
- No
- I thought about it.
tickled pink | eiden/olivine
Jun. 4th, 2026 04:37 pmFandoms: NU: carnival
Pairings: Eiden/Olivine (NU: carnival)Rating: T
Prompt: "Playful"
Summary: olivine is invited to play hide and seek with eiden and some temple children. fluffy shenanigans ensue.
Notes: last fic for my 10 true loves board!! i wanted to save this prompt for last, because i felt it really for eioli? and it has tropes that i enjoy a lot!! either way, i had a blast working on it <333 i loved writing for this challenge/comm!!
Read on DW! | Read on AO3 !
sickness
Jun. 4th, 2026 03:36 pmI have cancelled all my commitments through Sunday, in case I'm contagious. An out of town ringing friend was supposed to stay with me but has at my suggestion booked a room somewhere. I offered to reimburse her but she said no. I don't guess it's food poisoning but right now I am having food aversions to almost everything.
Fun fact or TMI: kidney beans and chard eaten at noon were still in my stomach and recognizable when they came up at 3 AM. I think that is longer than average, not sure what information it gives.
I am already having back soreness from lying around. I am apparently a whiny person but I am aware that I have an easier time than most people.
Also I have carpenter ants on my porch. I was going to call an expert today but don't want to deal with it under my current circumstances.
Star Wars Fic and Meta - From All The Spaces Between Times - Chapter 85
Jun. 4th, 2026 03:39 pmChapter: Chapter 85 — Beyond the Door From Which There Is No Return
Author:
Fandom: Star Wars, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars — Obi Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars — Jedi Apprentice Books
Characters Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Shmi Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, The Force as a Sentient Character, Watto, Quinlan Vos, Padmé Amidala, Sabé, Darth Maul, Yoda, Mace Windu, Adi Gallia, Quinlan Vos, Professor Huyang, The Force, Plo Koon, Vokara Che, Siri Tachi, Aayla Secura, Bant Eerin, Bruck Chun, Xanatos du Crion, Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Hego Damask II | Darth Plagueis, Komari Vosa, Bail Prestor Organa, Breha Organa, Bail Antilles Prestor, Rael Averross, Nim Piana, Ahsoka Tano, Sifo-Dyas, Reva Sevander, Lene Kostana (mentioned), Savage Opress, Pong Krell, The Traitor, Original Characters, Other Characters To Be Added
Pairings: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Shmi Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Qui-Gon Jinn, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon Jinn (yes, we’re arrived). Bail Prestor Organa/Breha Organa
Word Count: ~ 5000 this chapter
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Canon-level violence in the description of lightsaber murders of children, women.
Summary: Obi-Wan Kenobi has never known it, but he has always been the Force’s Champion, destined to suffer infinite sadness in defense of the Light. On his last turn on the wheel, responsibility for The Chosen One, the false child of prophecy, had been thrust upon him with no warning, and Darkness held the upper hand.
But this time, the Force has marshaled its power and will protect its Champion until the time is right, no matter how long Obi-Wan has to wait and how much he has to suffer.
Or,
Obi-Wan is reborn as a twelve-year old.
He wakes up on a slavers’ ship, with all of his prior life’s memories intact, and he’s bound for Tatooine with a Force-inhibitor collar around his neck, a bomb implanted in his spine, and no way of knowing what state of the Galaxy is in.
Just another day in the life of the Force’s Champion.
Chapter Summary: Obi-Wan and his grandmaster finish their heart-to-heart, and Obi-Wan delivers some truly unsettling news. Yan is shattered at first, but recovers, and the next blow hits just as hard.
Meanwhile, the High Council has come to an important decision about the Order’s most precious asset, their children, and begins calling on allies for help.
From All The Spaces Between Times: Chapter 85 — Beyond the Door From Which There Is No Return (On AO3)
( Meta — Beyond the Door From Which There Is No Return )
I finished the last map comp last night...
Jun. 4th, 2026 11:57 amI had almost everything else. I'd been working on this project to do these specific legendaries for a year, and just finished the last one. How much materials and currencies is that? It took me 2 hours to combine them all, switching between menus and crafting stations. I don't play much, but I was doing a few things every day towards this and it's nice to complete it all.
The final one I crafted is a Gen3, so it's basically a 6 in 1. Tyria has 6 Elder Dragons, and the Gen3 set comes in Aurene colors and with Aurene effects. But, when you bind it to your account, it unlocks quests to re-spec it to any other dragon. So, you can make it match your character's vibe/colors. Different legendary effects and footfalls for each version. So, it's basically a choice of 6 leggies. I mean, it's a longbow, but it's a choice of 6 longbows
The good news? Project accomplished.
The bad news? I've been playing this game 13 years and I now only have 8 gold and my crafting materials bank is in a tragic state. I ate equipment on my alts to get currencies. But, I've made sure the Tyria Pride events are well supplied.
I'll have to wait until after tomorrow's big announcement to plan out what to work on for next year.
Arthur C. Clarke Award shortlist – Goodreads / LibraryThing / StoryGraph stats
Jun. 4th, 2026 06:08 pm| Title | author | Goodreads | LibraryThing | StoryGraph |
| Dungeon Crawler Carl | Matt Dinniman | 408,803 | 3,686 | 77,213 |
| There is No Antimemetics Division | qntm | 41,483 | 1,102 | 10,980 |
| The Dream Hotel | Laila Lalami | 43,069 | 622 | 11,820 |
| Luminous | Silvia Park | 2,768 | 177 | 970 |
| When There Are Wolves Again | E. J. Swift | 280 | 29 | 82 |
| The Salt Oracle | Lorraine Wilson | 45 | 6 | 23 |






The Fantastic Journey Fic: If Wishes Were Horses
Jun. 4th, 2026 07:08 pmTitle: If Wishes Were Horses
Fandom: The Fantastic Journey
Author:
Characters: Willaway, Fred, Varian, Liana, Scott, Sil-El.
Rating: PG
Setting: After the series.
Summary: All the wishing in the world might not be enough to make their journey any easier, but the travellers can hope.
Word Count: 1184
Written For: Prompt 295 – Wishful Thinking at
Disclaimer: I don’t own The Fantastic Journey, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
Ficlet: Not Indestructible
Jun. 4th, 2026 07:00 pmTitle: Not Indestructible
Author:
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Gwen, Tosh.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 936
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: There are times Ianto is convinced Jack has no common sense whatsoever.
Written For:
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Thursday reading
Jun. 4th, 2026 04:52 pmCurrent
Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie
Lessons From Kosovo: The KFOR Experience, ed. Larry Wentz
The Everlasting, by Alix E. Harrow
Last books finished
Positive Obsession: The Life and Times of Octavia E. Butler, by Susana M. Morris
The Initials in the Heart, by Lawrence Whistler
A Wizard of Earthsea: A Graphic Novel, by Ursula K. Le Guin and Fred Fordham
H is for Hawk, by Helen Macdonald
Next books
The Supremacy of the Cybermen, by George Mann, Cavan Scott, Alessandro Vitti et al
Science Fiction: Voyage to the Edge of Imagination, ed. Glyn Morgan
O the Chimneys, by Nelly Sachs
The Big Idea: James L. Cambias
Jun. 4th, 2026 05:00 pm
Math can sometimes get in the way of a good story, but author James L. Cambias didn’t let pesky physics stop him from majorly transforming Venus. Blast off in his Big Idea to see how he managed to make Venus habitable, albeit not for humans, in his new novel, The Ishtar Deception.
JAMES L. CAMBIAS:
For this guest post, I thought I’d walk readers through the mental process of one of my own Big Ideas from my new book. The Ishtar Deception is the latest in my “Billion Worlds” series of books and stories set at the end of the Tenth Millennium. In that era, the Solar System is a vast “Dyson Swarm” of space habitats and solar collectors, soaking up most of the energy emitted by the Sun. On the scale devised by the Russian SETI researcher Nikolai Kardashev, the civilization of the Billion Worlds is a Type II. About a quadrillion biological beings live in the Solar System, and a larger number of intelligent machines.
It’s a big setting, and it means I can tell a wide variety of stories. The first Billion Worlds book, The Godel Operation, was a picaresque adventure bouncing around from the ring around Uranus to a space habitat near Jupiter and finally to Mars. The Scarab Mission was a kind of “haunted house in space” set aboard a space habitat depopulated by some mysterious disaster. The third, The Miranda Conspiracy, was a political thriller inside the Uranian moon Miranda.
For The Ishtar Deception I decided to take readers into the inner Solar System. I’ve made references in past works to the fact that Mercury doesn’t exist any more in the year 10,000, so I couldn’t send my characters there. Instead, I decided on Venus. My super-spy character Sabbath Okada would be assigned to a mission on Venus, and that in turn gave me my title, since Ishtar is a prominent surface feature on that world.
I had made vague references to Venus being terraformed in the distant future, but when I finally looked at the effort involved I realized there’d be no way to get the job done in a mere eight thousand years. Transforming Venus would take too long.
And that made me wonder why anybody would bother to do it at all. If you live in, say, the year 6000, and have some unimaginable amount of energy (by our primitive standards) to play with, what’s the most useful thing you can do? If you apply it to trying to make Venus into a habitable world like Earth you’ll use all of it up to make some tiny incremental change.
To reduce Venus’s atmosphere to something bearable you would have to physically remove something like fifty billion megatons of carbon dioxide from Venus. If you could somehow lift a hundred tons a second (never mind where you’re putting it) that would take fifteen thousand years of constant effort. Meanwhile you’re going to need to move a hundred times as much hydrogen to Venus if you want to support a biosphere. And let’s not even talk about the nine-month rotation. I have no idea how to fix that.
Or you can use the same amount of effort to build a few million more cozy space habitats to add to the Billion Worlds circling the Sun. Much more efficient. It’s a no-brainer, really.
But . . . that would leave my novel with Venus as it really is. An incredibly massive atmosphere of carbon dioxide, with a surface pressure equivalent to the ocean bottom a kilometer down on Earth, a temperature of 470 degrees Celsius (hot enough to melt lead and tin), winds blowing 300 kilometers per hour, and oh by the way there’s a significant amount of sulfuric acid in that dense atmosphere. Humans would only survive such conditions in massive submarine-like vehicles and structures, and even machines would have trouble with heat and corrosion.
Sure, you can maybe live in balloons floating in Venus’s upper atmosphere, where the temperature and pressure are not too different from what it’s like on Earth, so all you need to do is make some oxygen to breathe. But, again, it’s hard to see how a balloon city on Venus would be better than a space habitat. And all the while, there’s a whole planet’s worth of matter — metals, silicon, sulfur, carbon, oxygen, phosphorus, and other treasures — just out of reach down there under that hellish atmosphere.
You can’t “bio-terraform” it, as Carl Sagan once suggested, by introducing blue-green algae and letting the plants do for Venus what they did for Earth. There’s just too damned much atmosphere! If your plants were perfectly efficient and broke down all of Venus’s carbon dioxide to oxygen, well then you’ve got a planet with an atmosphere of nearly pure oxygen at about 60 times Earth’s surface pressure. As one of the characters in my book notes, it’s hard to think of anything that wouldn’t burn under those conditions.
So I decided that my future civilization would just take a simpler, cheaper, faster approach. Forget about turning Venus into a world with oceans and forests, let’s just make it something that isn’t instantly lethal to both biological and electronic intelligences.
The result: “cryoforming.” All you do is build a big sunshade and park it at the L1 point between Venus and the Sun, blocking all the sunlight from reaching the planet entirely. The sunshade will, naturally, harvest all that energy so whatever else you’re doing on or around Venus will have plenty of power. And then you wait a few centuries for Venus to radiate away all the heat contained in that massive atmosphere and the upper part of the crust.
First the sulfuric acid rains out, puddling on the ground and collecting in little lakes. As Venus gets cooler the acid becomes a waxy solid. Then the carbon dioxide starts to crystallize, falling as dry ice snow. At first it melts on hitting the warm ground, of course, but eventually it sticks, and then accumulates. Without an energy differential the winds calm down, from hundreds of kilometers per hour to something more like what we see on Earth.
And overhead, an observer on the surface can see something that hasn’t happened on Venus in billions of years: the stars come out.
I figure my future civilization would stabilize the temperature a few degrees below the freezing point of carbon dioxide. Say, 50 or 60 degrees Celsius below zero. That gives you a planet with an atmosphere of pretty much pure nitrogen (with a few trace noble gases), and a surface pressure of roughly four times Earth sea level pressure.
Nice? It depends on what you are. If you’re a human, or some other biological being, you still need breathing gear and heated clothing to go outside. You probably want to live at a lower pressure so all your cities will be built of diamond blocks and graphene like high-tech sea bases, and it’s still dark all the time.
But if you’re a machine intelligence the new Venus has gone from hellish to something close to paradise! The air is dry and has no corrosive oxygen in it, yet it’s still dense and can provide superb cooling for your various energy-using systems. You and tens of billions of other machines can get to work digging up that crust with no pesky biosphere to worry about.
So my far-future Venus becomes one of the resource treasure-houses of the Solar System. And as any cursory glance at history will reveal, that’s going to create plenty of opportunities for conflict. The Great Powers of the Tenth Millennium — the Lunar Republic, the Trojan Empire, and my main character’s bosses in Deimos — will fight each other for a piece of the Venusian pie.
I don’t really have space to go into some of the other details — like the giant wheels in orbit that serve as space elevators, or the culture and sports and politics of Ishtar. And I’m certainly not going to spill any secrets about the plot. To get clearance for that you have to buy the book.
Just a warning: in a novel called The Ishtar Deception, it’s a good idea not to trust anyone.
The Ishtar Deception: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Bookshop|Powell’s
Author socials: Website
R.I.P. Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis’
Jun. 4th, 2026 01:00 pm
Marjane Satrapi, author of the acclaimed graphic novel Persepolis and a leading champion for women's rights in Iran, died on Thursday. She was 56.
I posted excerpts from the first volume here and here earlier this year.
( Scans under the cut… )
Quite Possibly The Worst View From A Hotel Room, 5/31/2026: Chula Vista
Jun. 4th, 2026 03:44 pm
I am not currently in California anymore, but I felt rather inclined to share this photo I took from the second story of the oh-so-lovely hotel my grandma, mom, and I were in. Our first two nights in Cali were spent in the Hilton San Diego Bayfront, and the second two nights were at a much more modest location in Chula Vista.
I have much to say about my splendid time in California, but I cannot even begin to tell y’all how behind I am on content. Remember how it took me roughly two months to get around to covering my Denver trip? Well, I’ve done a lot of stuff since then, and boy oh boy do I have quite the backlog right now. I’m honestly not sure if I should even bother going in chronological order anymore, though it might irk me too much not to.
Please hang in there while I slowly work my way through all my exciting endeavors and even some more miscellaneous things, and enjoy the view in the meantime.
-AMS
Inventing the Renaissance, by Ada Palmer
Jun. 4th, 2026 03:43 pmSecond paragraph of third chapter:
Thus, if we’re in the middle of the Cold War, and an influential historian publishes a book magnifying old discussions from Max Weber and Sombart arguing that the X-Factor that sparked the Renaissance was the rise of banking and the merchant class, triggered by the invention of double-entry bookkeeping, America can grab that book to say: The Renaissance was the birth of capitalism! Clearly the Renaissance’s true successor is modern western capitalist regimes! The fact that it was a golden age proves capitalism will make a golden age as well! And communism is the bad Dark Ages! If, on the other hand, we’re in the nineteenth-century rise-of-nationalism period, and someone argues that the X-Factor that sparked the Renaissance was the idea of Italy as a united nation first articulated in the late 1300s, and that the Renaissance golden age ended because Italy was conquered by outside powers, then the Renaissance can be claimed as a predecessor, not only by the Italian unification movement, but by the German unification movement, and any nationalist movement, all claiming a golden Renaissance will come when peoples become nations. Thus, each time someone (usually a historian) proposes a new X-Factor for the Renaissance, it sparks a new wave of opportunities to claim the Renaissance as a source of legitimacy.
I got this because it is on this year’s Hugo ballot for Best Related Work, but to cut to the chase, I’m not voting for it because it is not actually a work that is related to science fiction or fantasy, other than the fact that its writer is well known as a science fiction writer. I have read the author’s spirited defence of its relevance to the genre, and I am not convinced. This is not a book about sf, it is a book that does what it says on the tin and explains about the Renaissance. I will not be giving it a preference on my Hugo ballot.
Not that it’s a bad book – quite the reverse. It’s very readable and breezy, and makes some very good points about how the Renaissance is read, and by whom. There are some great anecdotes and also some quite profound analytical points. We keep coming back to Machiavelli (and to an extent Petrarch) but that’s only reasonable given their later influence. It’s also interesting to have the science of the period situated so firmly in the other cultural endeavours of the day; I have tended to read work that segregated science out, but that of course is utterly anachronistic.
I think it would have been helpful to have a few maps – I am reasonably familiar with its geography, but I can’t always keep in my head the relative locations of Florence, Siena, Pisa and Perugia, let alone remember where the boundaries of the Papal States were. And the internal geography of the major cities, Florence and Rome in particular, becomes important to the narrative.
My only other problem with the book is that it’s really very long, and absorbed a lot of reading time that I’d have preferred to give to Hugo finalists that I am more likely to vote for. But that’s a me problem, not a problem with the book.
Cult drama to come
Jun. 4th, 2026 08:36 amAnthony was the kinda long time director of facilities whose departure was abrupt and announced after he was gone. The rumor mill nearly imploded. Anthony was kind of a weird dude anyway. And it had always been clear that he had major issues with LCS - the cult's parent company in Iowa. And he was big on promises and not so big on delivery but he did do good stuff - like tweaking the generator to enable us to have hot water when the electricity went out for a month.
Anyway... Christian's work here - designing/redesigning apartment interiors - means he works closely with facilities so he is in the know and now I want to know!!
Plus, about two months before Anthony split, they hired Michael as second in command so he became temporary head. Except today, it was announced that Michael is leaving for a better opportunity.
Apparently facilities management is hard.
Also remembering your email address is hard. The Susan Dennis in West Liberty, Ohio, is on the ordering bandwagon and is also the chief suspect in the signing up for newsletters lately. Of course, since I placed an order for shoes using a 3 year old address recently, I probably should just squelch the snark.
I am out this morning to take my Amazon returns. I may or may not swing by Trader Joes.
At 11 I'm meeting Bonny in the elbow so we can check out the puzzle table situation in a couple of other elbows. Marketing owes us a puzzle table and they are trying to pawn off a dining room table instead. NFW, I say BUT Bonny's in charge of saying and I'm happy to go with whatever she wants.
No baseball but after today we have nearly two weeks of east coast baseball which means start times before lunch or mid afternoon. Perfect.
Ok, time to hit the road.
2026.06.04
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:29 amNice Ride vanished from the streets in 2023, but it could soon be back with a boost from e-bikes.
by Bill Lindeke
https://www.minnpost.com/cityscape/2026/06/minneapolis-could-soon-see-the-rebirth-of-its-bicycling-ride-share-program/
On HCMC’s list of financial troubles, generosity is a leading culprit
‘Charity care’ is fundamental to the hospital’s mission. But as costs climb, so do concerns about long-term sustainability.
by Maddie Robinson
https://www.minnpost.com/community-health/2026/06/on-hcmcs-list-of-financial-troubles-generosity-is-a-leading-culprit-charity-care-hennepin-county-medical-center/ ( Read more... )
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Jun. 4th, 2026 11:02 am(It's all fine, it was fixed in an afternoon, and one replacement garbage disposal and a LOT of scrubbing later my sink is no longer a hazard zone, but that was awesome to hear while working from home on my couch in case they needed me to corral the cats or approve additional work on the plumbing. Which they did, and I did.)
Stargate News
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:44 amStargate fans can’t seem to catch a break
I really thought they had their act together this time.
Authors Against Book Bans Stands Against HR8705
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:07 am


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Underwhelmingly Bad Wedding Cakes
Jun. 4th, 2026 01:00 pmYou ever see a cake and have one of those reactions like: "Ooooh, that's not good. I mean, it could be worse, I guess, but still, really not good. What was it for? ... A wedding?! OH THAT POOR BRIDE."
That's today's cakes.
They're all a bit sad...
A bit lumpy-bumpy...
A bit, "Oh. OH. Um, how... nice?"
When your wedding's "cupcake tower" looks like something you made during the slumber party for your 14th birthday:
Or when there's more wire in your wedding cake than the average 14-year-old's braces:
o.0
You know how in movies when the bad guy lets loose with a machine gun on a wall somewhere, leaving lines of bullet holes that the light shines through?
Imagine the gun shoots roses:
BAM.
(Yes, I know otherwise it's fine. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.)
And finally, whatever you do, don't think about stretched skin.
Or parsley.
STOP IT.
Thanks to Carrie B., Deanna H., Jimena, Dawn D., Shannon, Britton E., Helen, & Pat J. for lifting our saggy, saggy spirits.
*****
P.S. Speaking of ways to prevent sagging (oh yeah, nailed that segue), this saved my butt during a long painting day recently, so I have a random product recommendation:
No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt
This is my new favorite belt, y'all. It basically turns anything with belt loops into an elastic waist. So comfy I forget it's on, slimline so it doesn't show under my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my belly or unbuckle for bathroom breaks. Woohoo!
You know how stretch jeans are forever sliding down when you sit or bend, so you have to keep hitching them back up? No more! I wear this with all my jeans now. It's entirely elastic, so it moves and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone well endowed with squish in the belly area.
******
And from my other blog, Epbot:
Rewatching Doctor Who: The Zygon Invasion / The Zygon Inversion
Jun. 4th, 2026 02:52 pm( spoilers )
Community Recs Post!
Jun. 4th, 2026 10:04 amThis works great if you only have one rec and don't want to make a whole post for it, or if you don't have a DW account, or if you're shy. ;)
(But don't forget: you can deffo make posts of your own seven days a week. ;D!)
So what cool fics/fanvids/fancrafts/fanart/other kinds of fanworks/podfics have we discovered this week? Drop it in the comments below. Anon comment is enabled.
BTW, AI fanworks are not eligible for reccing at recthething. If you aware that a fanwork is AI-generated, please do not rec it here.
Thankful Thursday
Jun. 4th, 2026 03:38 pmToday I am thankful for...
- Compassion.
- A vet who makes house calls.
- Ticia.
- Bronx, for being gentle, caring, and mostly staying out of the way.
- My chosen sister, N, and her husband G.
- Loading the dishwasher for mindfulness and self-soothing.
More voting for us
Jun. 4th, 2026 02:13 pmThe Bricks And Minifigs Scandal.
Jun. 4th, 2026 07:09 amI think that a lot of the fascination with the Bricks And Minifigs Scandal stems from the worry that we are collectively witnessing a heist in real time, and no one is going to be able to stop it. The corruption is too entrenched, and the corrupt are too powerful. They don't care that they were caught stealing, and that we can all see them doing it. They are confident they are going to get away with it because nothing has given them the impression otherwise. And why not? Our society seems to reward the worst people right now. The doctrine of "loudly deny your wrongdoing, and weaponize institutions to threaten and silence your victims" got Donald Trump elected twice.
To doll or not to doll, that is the question
Jun. 4th, 2026 02:57 pmI've been working with my cover designer Ammonia on the cover for Dollshops & Deathmages. I'm on the fence about the doll on the cover because we've had trouble finding one that doesn't look out of place, and I'm still not sure whether this one will do. Would it be better without the doll? With just Melna and Clariel on the cover?

Do you think the cover would be better
I'd also like to ask for book recs! I've recently been reading Judith A. Lansdowne's historical romances (mostly on the Internet Archive, as only her first book, Amelia's Intrigue, is digitized and on the Zon). Her heroes are sweet with a streak of mischief, and I'd love to read more romances with heroes like that instead of the usual run of rakes historical romance seems to prefer. Fantasy romance recs would be lovely too, and if they're indie books that's a plus. Only contemporary is a harder sell for me. Tangential, but I'm appalled that Judith A. Lansdowne's books are out of print! As appalled as I am by most of Richmal Crompton's William series being out of print. You'd think publishers don't want to delight the masses.
This and That
Jun. 4th, 2026 07:13 amHappened on Icky's watch—I never let the chickens out unless I can sit outside watching out for them for a couple of hours. Not that that matters, I suppose—Nature red in tooth and claw, predators are gonna do what predators are gonna do. Without a chicken run, they were dead chickens walking.
But it feels better to have someone to blame, and I blame him.
I think it was some kind of raptor.
Icky had let the chickens out and then taken off.
When it was near dark, I went down to shut them in their coop—only they weren't in their coop.
So, I took off calling for them: "Chickens! Chickens!"
And eventually found Black Chicken, sitting dazed by the compost heap, with a big (thankfully superficial) wound on her back. I'm thinking the only way she could have gotten that is if some large raptor bird had swooped down on her & tried to carry her off.
Somehow, she managed to get away! Black Chicken is a survivor.
The other black chicken wasn't as lucky.
The other black chicken had just begun trusting me enough to take bits of tasty tortilla treats out of my hand. I was almost comfortable enough with her longevity prospects—almost—to make up a silly nickname for her. She was a very cautious chicken.
Icky did take Black Chicken to a vet—the wound will heal, she'll recover.
But she won't be fine without a companion: Chickens are very social little creatures.
I wish I could just kidnap Black Chicken and smuggle her to
But she's not my chicken.
I am sad, though I accept the inevitability. This is what life is. Since animals can't photosynthesize, eventually all of us are on the cafeteria menu. In the end, we all get eaten, whether that be by lions and tigers and bears or bacteria.
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The garden is driving me a bit nuts because the weeds are growing so fast, particularly those fuckin' nettles. The weeds are thriving! My vegetables, not so much.
It's a very different environment than the Hyde Park Community Garden. For one thing, it's in full sunlight. Since we are now in full summer—not by the calendar but meteorologically—I've been watering the garden every other day, but possibly I'm overwatering it? The cucumber leaves have yellow spots, the basil pinkish spots.
Traditionally, I've always found weeding by hand meditative. But not this much weeding! So today, I'm gonna go over to the Home Depot to see if I can pick up a cheap, portable weed wacker.
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Finished Chapter 7. It was difficult to write: I really wanted a different authorial voice than I used in Part 1. I think I succeeded in that. But Flavia is just not as interesting a character as Grazia was. Plus I am now in the realm of pure fictioneering, since Flavia is not a Patrizia interject. Whole cloth fictioneering carries a special set of challenges that involve plotting as well as style.
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My knee is still a problem. Some days it improves; some days, it's Not Good. It's not the patella—it's some ligament behind the patella. Although it affects the patella because if that ligament is hurting, I use the leg in a particular way that puts weird stress on the patella.
It was bad yesterday, very achey, so after I watered the garden, I just lay on my fainting couch icing it all day and reading (Chaim Potok's The Promise, which is a treasure trove of useful Hasid information should I ever go back to my June Miller novel.)
It feels 100% better today, so maybe that's what I need to do for a couple of days. Nothing
But I always feel so guilty when I do nothing.
Just Read: The Empire of Glass
Jun. 4th, 2026 11:09 am( The Empire of Glass spoilers )
Round 237 - Star Trek - Debris4spike
Jun. 4th, 2026 08:27 am
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fic: Can you kiss it better? For me, please? (Uma Musume)
Jun. 4th, 2026 04:33 pmFandom: Uma Musume
Character: Haru Urara
Ship: Haru Urara/King Halo
Theme Set: Table 0
Prompt: Graze
Rating: T
Warnings: Minor Injury
Summary: Whilst out partner running, Haru Urara trips and sustains a minor injury.
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tea review: yunnan "qing xin" taiwan varietal red oolong tea
Jun. 3rd, 2026 10:43 pmTea Review
Name: Yunnan "Qing Xin" Taiwan Varietal Red Oolong Tea
Brand: unsure, vendor: Yunnan Sourcing
Type: oolong
Loose leaf
Notes:
Despite the name of the tea, the info sheet says it was imported from China. This is another light roast, but it's heavily oxidized. The tea leaves before they were brewed smelled sweet, but not fruity. The tea was a dark amber color with a faint citrus smell. The taste was very similar to a black teas that are labeled "breakfast tea." Some people could taste a nutmeg like flavor. I did not.
Rate
Appearance: 7
Aroma: 8
Flavor: 8
Overall Rating: 3.5 stars


Thursday ✎ Immortality [DW]
Jun. 4th, 2026 12:22 amToday's theme is immortality (or something like it). No matter the life expectancy of your characters, it's likely that they want to "live on" in some form or fashion. Actually living forever, existing in the memories of those they know, being remembered by history centuries or millennia later... Or, y'know, maybe they can't die and would like to know what they're missing. Let's explore what it means to be immortalized, whether by natural or supernatural means.
Feel free to add specifics to your prompts, like whether you'd prefer a gen fill over something shippy, or if you have a squick or trigger you hope to avoid. Original fiction, fanfiction, and fanfic crossovers are always welcome. ~_^
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and the fandom's full name
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here. Unfortunately, DW doesn’t have a cut tag, so use your best judgment when it comes to spoilers.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above-mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get things started...
+ Star Wars, any Force ghost (+/ any), sensing and being sensed by the living
+ Guilty Gear, Axl Low and/or Raven (+/ any), all the time in the world
+ author's choice, any (+/ any), becoming part of a legend in which their real name isn't a known or remembered detail of their story
We are on AO3! If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3, please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2026 collection. See further notes on this option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? You can use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community. Fret not, DW members; we are working on a way to search through old entries for prompts for you! As of right now, the best way to search for a lonely prompt on DW is to search the community’s archive, which can be found [[HERE]].
While the use of LJ's advanced search and DW’s archive are options, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching in the future.
As a friendly reminder about our schedule, Lonely Prompts and sharing completed fills are encouraged on Sundays, while new themes and prompts are posted on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Saturdays are a Free for All day. We'll share our posts on DW and LJ for everyone's convenience. Keep an eye out for notifications!
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