Guys? I need help.

[conuly]

I had a dream, and I don't actually remember my dream but I do remember the phrase "lonely little loser with a lame pseudonym" and the only problem is that the word pseudonym doesn't start with an L.

There's gotta be a better word, I'm just not seeing it.

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Comments

[spiralsheep]

I'd choose llysenw*. ;-)

But you might prefer leasainm.

* although technically the alliteration would be "hl" more like "a lonely" than "lonely" in many English accents (and I'd also replace "lame" as I dislike it in that sentence for several reasons).

[conuly]

English words only, no Welsh!

Also, yeah, lame isn't great, but I refuse to be held accountable for my dream-self's word choices. At least half the time my dream-self isn't even me.

[spiralsheep]

Well, you'll get llareggub from me then!

I don't expect to produce precise wording when I'm tired so strict control of my sleeping vocabulary is not a goal, lol.

[redbird]

If you're revising anyway, maybe "lousy" instead of "lame."
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[conuly]

I thought about that, but... I don't know, now I feel bad for lice.