*eyeroll*

[conuly]

Due to an unfortunate incident with the sink's hose and some cups of water today... *coughs*

I skipped out on work and let 'dul watch his own kids. Hey, he started it!

Which meant that I caught the 1:01 bus this afternoon, right on time for this brilliant guy to show up....

This Brilliant Guy: Hey, how are you?
Me: (in the middle of a book)
TBG: How are you?
Me: Oh... do I know you?
TBG: *appears to be attempting to leer* No... but I'd sure like to.
Me: Yeah... I'm kinda busy.
TBG: Your breasts are really big.

Now, you're wondering, Gentle Readers, if this exchange actually occured. Lo, I kiddeth you not - he actually said this!

Me: What? This is what you say to somebody you don't know?
TBG: ...uh...
Me: That's pathetic. You need to try harder. Seriously.
TBG: Well, how 'bout we -
Me: Ohlookthebusishere!
TBG: But we
Me: BUS!
TBG: Bye.

Seriously. My breasts are big? Like I haven't noticed that somehow? Maybe the realization that my breasts are big will cause me to fall all over him in an orgasm of big-breasted-love?

Yeah. My breasts are big. And he had an ugly cap on. And that had to be the worst line I have ever heard. EVER. I thought your average guy grew out of such inanities before their voices broke, but I guess I was mistaken.

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[darkpoole.livejournal.com]

A friend from college told me a guy came on to her that way, only put it in the form of a question: "Do you know you have really big breasts?" As if there was some remote chance she hadn't noticed this already.

Really blows that "no such thing as a stupid question" theory right out of the water.

[conuly]

Oh yeah, I'll say it does.