On the infamous gay agenda

[conuly]

From what I've read, I think it's safe to say that there *is* a gay agenda and (don't kill me yet!) it's actually closer than you may realize to what the fundies think.

Except that when they say "OMG! GAY AGENDA! MAKE KIDS THINK THIS IS OKAY!" they consider it a bad thing. When we (me? you? whatever) say "Well, we just want to be accepted, and to have kids know they're not evil if they're gay", that's a good thing.

So there *is* an agenda. It's just not *evil*. It's actually rather sweet - be accepted, and not killed, and all that.

*bows*

Sorry for posting so much.

Comments

[amarafox.livejournal.com]

I remember in one of the earlier hoplahs about 'The GAY AGENDA" one of my lesbian friends posted the gay agenda in her journal. It went something like this:

6:00 am. Wake up
6:30 ave a shower
7:00 eat breakfast

and so on.

XD

[l33tminion]

Well, I've also heard the fundies talk of gays "recruiting". Which would make me sporfle, except they're serious. I mean, come on: "Hey, kid! You wanna join the gays? We've got a great benefits package!"

The problem is that they actually do think it is evil, and there's nothing that can prove to them otherwise. Even if they don't believe the pseudoscientific crap about the negative effects of the "gay lifestyle", to them homosexuality still does ultimate, eternal harm, which makes it unethical, in their minds, for them to tolerate it.

ARGH again. *feels frustrated*

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

I am Insidious of PFLAG.

You will be dissimilated.

Abstinence is futile.

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

Woo I'm part of the Gay Agenda! (sarcasm)Shame on me, bad Christian!(/sarcasm)

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

See w;e're going to take over the world.. Our regin will last about 60 odd years, wiht noone to inheret it.


Gee i guess that was stupid of us wasn't it. Plot to take over hte earth without anyone to inheret it.


yes we have an adjenda. It;s called dont fucking beat us up wiht axe handles and burry us in ditches, and we might stop being so offensively in oyur face.



Oh yeah i forgot... for conserviticves, crimes of taste and property are terrorisim.. but crimes aginst sinners are devine retrubution.


Paron my cynicisim..

[amarafox.livejournal.com]

I remember in one of the earlier hoplahs about 'The GAY AGENDA" one of my lesbian friends posted the gay agenda in her journal. It went something like this:

6:00 am. Wake up
6:30 ave a shower
7:00 eat breakfast

and so on.

XD

[l33tminion]

Well, I've also heard the fundies talk of gays "recruiting". Which would make me sporfle, except they're serious. I mean, come on: "Hey, kid! You wanna join the gays? We've got a great benefits package!"

The problem is that they actually do think it is evil, and there's nothing that can prove to them otherwise. Even if they don't believe the pseudoscientific crap about the negative effects of the "gay lifestyle", to them homosexuality still does ultimate, eternal harm, which makes it unethical, in their minds, for them to tolerate it.

ARGH again. *feels frustrated*

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

I am Insidious of PFLAG.

You will be dissimilated.

Abstinence is futile.

[fjorab-teke.livejournal.com]

Woo I'm part of the Gay Agenda! (sarcasm)Shame on me, bad Christian!(/sarcasm)

[rantinan.livejournal.com]

See w;e're going to take over the world.. Our regin will last about 60 odd years, wiht noone to inheret it.


Gee i guess that was stupid of us wasn't it. Plot to take over hte earth without anyone to inheret it.


yes we have an adjenda. It;s called dont fucking beat us up wiht axe handles and burry us in ditches, and we might stop being so offensively in oyur face.



Oh yeah i forgot... for conserviticves, crimes of taste and property are terrorisim.. but crimes aginst sinners are devine retrubution.


Paron my cynicisim..