Okay, so, lemme get this straight (so to speak)...

[conuly]

Girls can wear pants all the time without becoming lesbians, but it's not okay to allow boys to wear a skirt, ever, because they won't understand the concept of "special occasion" and might grow up to become one of those hoomoos and, I don't know, beat up on straight kids. It is, however, okay to encourage your young kids to dress up in camoflauge like soldiers, because it's all right if they kill people, so long as they aren't gay.

Got it, thanks.

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[drapery.livejournal.com]

Wow. Who would have thought that the clothes I wear automatically determine my sexuality?

Of course, my favorite quote is the last one. 'Cause, y'know, if you wear girl clothes for one day, it will ADDICT you. And you'll BECOME a girl! oh god no!