Okay, so, lemme get this straight (so to speak)...

[conuly]

Girls can wear pants all the time without becoming lesbians, but it's not okay to allow boys to wear a skirt, ever, because they won't understand the concept of "special occasion" and might grow up to become one of those hoomoos and, I don't know, beat up on straight kids. It is, however, okay to encourage your young kids to dress up in camoflauge like soldiers, because it's all right if they kill people, so long as they aren't gay.

Got it, thanks.

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[snarkophagus.livejournal.com]

I must have been confused for a minute there. Now that we know what makes kids gay, we can send out the advisory to the world. No parent will ever have to suffer the shock of their child's coming out again!

Oh. Um. Hmm. I'm done now. If my recent entries haven't made you wonder what kind of lunatic I am, feel free to add me. I've done the same.