Okay, so, lemme get this straight (so to speak)...

[conuly]

Girls can wear pants all the time without becoming lesbians, but it's not okay to allow boys to wear a skirt, ever, because they won't understand the concept of "special occasion" and might grow up to become one of those hoomoos and, I don't know, beat up on straight kids. It is, however, okay to encourage your young kids to dress up in camoflauge like soldiers, because it's all right if they kill people, so long as they aren't gay.

Got it, thanks.

Comments

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

Ah well, now that is daft.
The Scottish wear kilts, and are Scots hoomoos? No.
I'm afraid to say the world is gettimg dumber, and I'm glad I have sausage sandwiches with ketchup for breakfast.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I'm Scottish by ancestry (Clan MacKinnon of Skye), so I can say "a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away," without being offensive, right?

[amarafox.livejournal.com]

Clan McLeod ancestry here.

:D We have the ugliest! Tartan! EVAR!

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

OK, then maybe you can help jog my memory. McKinnon and McLeod are two of the three major clans of Skye. What's the third?

[amarafox.livejournal.com]

I don't knoooow! :D