Never let me get started telling jokes.

[conuly]

Light bulb jokes!

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential
candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change the president?
A: Only one, if it's filled with napalm!!!

Note for the humor impaired, that joke was purely a joke. Even if I were stupid enough to think assassination wasn't more trouble than it's worth, I don't even know where I can FIND napalm.

Comments

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

And when you have found it... how to get it into the lightbulb without shattering it...

True story:

[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

When I was a sophomore in high school, one of the REALLY popular jock guys was in my speech class. For his demonstrative speech, he brought in a glass jar, a styrofoam cup, and some gasoline and showed the class how to make napalm.

He thought it was hysterical. And all his loser jock buddies did, too.

And then he got suspended.

Re: True story:

[conuly]

But at least you learned something useful, right?

[malantha.livejournal.com]

haha.. I just showed those two jokes to my boyfriend. He read the second one and, just before he read the bit after it, he said "Ooh, she's gonna get FBIed."

Re: True story:

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

I don't think he should have been suspended. But then my cynicism has been losing ground this decade.

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

And when you have found it... how to get it into the lightbulb without shattering it...

True story:

[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

When I was a sophomore in high school, one of the REALLY popular jock guys was in my speech class. For his demonstrative speech, he brought in a glass jar, a styrofoam cup, and some gasoline and showed the class how to make napalm.

He thought it was hysterical. And all his loser jock buddies did, too.

And then he got suspended.

Re: True story:

[conuly]

But at least you learned something useful, right?

[malantha.livejournal.com]

haha.. I just showed those two jokes to my boyfriend. He read the second one and, just before he read the bit after it, he said "Ooh, she's gonna get FBIed."

Re: True story:

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

I don't think he should have been suspended. But then my cynicism has been losing ground this decade.