Never let me get started telling jokes.
Nov. 13th, 2004 10:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Light bulb jokes!
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential
candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change the president?
A: Only one, if it's filled with napalm!!!
Note for the humor impaired, that joke was purely a joke. Even if I were stupid enough to think assassination wasn't more trouble than it's worth, I don't even know where I can FIND napalm.
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential
candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change the president?
A: Only one, if it's filled with napalm!!!
Note for the humor impaired, that joke was purely a joke. Even if I were stupid enough to think assassination wasn't more trouble than it's worth, I don't even know where I can FIND napalm.
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Re: True story:
Date: 2004-11-14 10:54 pm (UTC)