Never let me get started telling jokes.

[conuly]

Light bulb jokes!

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential
candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change the president?
A: Only one, if it's filled with napalm!!!

Note for the humor impaired, that joke was purely a joke. Even if I were stupid enough to think assassination wasn't more trouble than it's worth, I don't even know where I can FIND napalm.

Comments

[malantha.livejournal.com]

haha.. I just showed those two jokes to my boyfriend. He read the second one and, just before he read the bit after it, he said "Ooh, she's gonna get FBIed."