Speaking of my still masking at the grocery store

[conuly]

You know how people sarcastically say "Do you want a cookie?"

Well, let's admit it: I do, in fact, want a cookie. Yes, yes, human decency is its own reward, but I'd still like to have a cookie.

And that doesn't just go for masking. I would very much like a cookie for all of it.

It is very annoying to me that the only cookies available are the bitter cookies of sarcasm and not the delicious cookies of righteousness and justice, or, barring that, actual literal cookies.

Comments

[lilysea]

I want the flavour of cookies called "everyone else[1] wearing a mask too, so risk levels go down for me and everyone else"

[1] apart from people with legitimate medical conditions meaning that they can't