*winces*

[conuly]

Ow, ow, ow, this is just a painful take on the story. And people are agreeing with the silly! MY EYES!

I'm going to go hide now. Excuse me.

Comments

[conuly]

True story 'bout the underwear - I'm still not sure how that happened. If anybody has any clues, I'd appreciate it.

[joeymew.livejournal.com]

My best guess would be that for some reason you were trying to change underwear in your sleep. Or something like that. And it ended up funky because you were asleep while doing it. I know that any socks that are on my feet when I go to bed never stay on my feet. And I've attacked posters that are on the wall near my bed.

But we can't rule out the possibility of miniature underwear arranging ninjas that may have attacked you.

[lordalfredhenry.livejournal.com]

Not to be mean but I had the same thing happen to me. I had some roommates (who were straight but in this sense, I wonder if their humor was or not) who later admitted to taking them off so they could take a picture since I was already "partially hanging out" and a "heavy sleeper".

[morganne13.livejournal.com]

I find that just not wearing underwear most of the time makes life a lot less complicated. But yeah...I've lost clothing in my sleep too.

And then there was that one time when I was a lot younger when I still had sleep disorder issues. I sleepwalked to the bathroom and my dad was outside when I came out. Apparently I handed him my panties, muttered something about the math problem on the board and went back to bed. They waited until the next evening to tell me about this.