Have I told you all lately why

[conuly]

this sort of shit just isn't funny?

It wasn't funny when it started, and it sure as hell isn't funny now, years after the fact.

Find a new joke.
One that's relevant.

Hell, I'll even repeat my list.

Ways we know Bush is stupid:

His foreign policy is non-existant
He thinks people believe his lies (well....)
He thinks abstinence-only education works
Etc.

Things which DO NOT prove his stupidity:

He speaks with an accent (nuculer, al quader)
He has problems speaking (this could be a learning disability or a simple problem of poor verbal performance. We all do that)
He's clumsy (oh wow. He fell off a bike! He's an idiot! Along with everybody else who can't ride a bike! LOLOL!!!!11111)
We can find a funny picture that makes him look like a chimp (just stop insulting our friend, the chimp.)

See the difference?

Comments

[marveen.livejournal.com]

Pointless but fun. *grins* Sorry I couldn't resist pulling your leg like that.

I suppose, being prescriptivist and all, I should enunciate more clearly as well. (See further up the thread for phonetic accent rendering.)

[conuly]

Hey, all in good fun.

I suppose, being prescriptivist and all, I should enunciate more clearly as well.

I'd agree, but I have to go back to making my prescriptivist voodoo dolls um... pizza.