Have I told you all lately why

[conuly]

this sort of shit just isn't funny?

It wasn't funny when it started, and it sure as hell isn't funny now, years after the fact.

Find a new joke.
One that's relevant.

Hell, I'll even repeat my list.

Ways we know Bush is stupid:

His foreign policy is non-existant
He thinks people believe his lies (well....)
He thinks abstinence-only education works
Etc.

Things which DO NOT prove his stupidity:

He speaks with an accent (nuculer, al quader)
He has problems speaking (this could be a learning disability or a simple problem of poor verbal performance. We all do that)
He's clumsy (oh wow. He fell off a bike! He's an idiot! Along with everybody else who can't ride a bike! LOLOL!!!!11111)
We can find a funny picture that makes him look like a chimp (just stop insulting our friend, the chimp.)

See the difference?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_outtonight/]

You are my new hero. If I add you, would you add me back please? You seem like an extremely interesting person.

My opinion on the whole speech thing is that he may not act like a genius(Even though technically his IQ is at a genius level), but you can't measure someone's intellect by their speech. The guy comes from Texas, of all places. In Texas, you don't need to speak quickly, you don't need to speak clearly, you don't have to pronounce everything to the utmost perfect degree. As a matter of fact, most of the people I know who live in Texas don't really care what you sound like as long as you get the point across. I know there are exceptions, but it's a fairly laid-back state when it comes to accents and quickness of speech. I don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal out of the way that he talks.

[conuly]

He wasn't raised in Texas, though. He's deliberately amplified his southern accent.

And I always add back, unless I think you're a serial adder OR you switch to a new journal.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_outtonight/]

I figured such. It's one of those 'helps people related with him' things. It does work for the majority of people, but those who dislike him have a field day as you mentioned above.

Well, I'm not a serial killer during daylight hours, so I guess I do qualify. Thank you very much!

[wakasplat.livejournal.com]

What's a serial adder? It makes me think of long lines of snakes.

[conuly]

Somebody who adds a lot of people as friends, usually to annoy them (so they might name themselves i_hate_fags and then add people who list "homosexuality" as an interest.