Very important information for the coming apocalypse...

[conuly]

How to avoid a baby penguin attack.

Comments

[illuen.livejournal.com]

You would be suprised how evil those things can be. :) Actually I have only seen them in public (not in zoos) about 5 times, and each was when I was visiting my friedn in Seward. You would be amazed how many people think they are all over my yard. One person from the neoboards even asked me once if up in alaska we use penguins like carrier pidgeons (ans they wereserious about it). Because we all know how FANTASTIC FLYERS penguins are

[conuly]

They fly through the air with the greatest of ease... the baby penguins who are COLD BLOODED KILLERS AND MUST BE STOPPED!