Dear fanfic writer:

[conuly]

I can see you're not a cook. You can't exactly dice thyme. The leaves are pretty tiny. If they're fresh, you just strip them from the stem. I suppose you can then chop them more finely, but dicing? You'd have more luck trying to dice time.

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Comments

[siderea]

It's a free country* (*while supplies last) so you could if you wanted to. But I've never observed anybody doing it. I think the backup word for chiffonade is "slice".