Guys? I need help.

[conuly]

I had a dream, and I don't actually remember my dream but I do remember the phrase "lonely little loser with a lame pseudonym" and the only problem is that the word pseudonym doesn't start with an L.

There's gotta be a better word, I'm just not seeing it.

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Comments

[darkoshi]

"lame username" isn't alliterative, but rhymes and has sort of the same meaning.

Edited to add:
Actually, "lame nickname" sounds even better to me with a rhyme and an alliteration of its own.