If you feel you absolutely must adhere to it, say, in the express lane of your store, because you don't want to deal with the world's most trivial (and, I'll say, tedious) complaints, I suggest you split the difference and don't use either word. Try "Up to ten items" instead. That makes everybody happy, except the woman with eleven.
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