It's almost time for the State of the Union Address!

[conuly]

Poll #19382

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 99

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How are you getting through the address?

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Coloring books
1 (1.0%)

Popcorn
1 (1.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Hard liquor
2 (2.0%)

I'm not watching
94 (95.9%)

Are you playing a drinking game while you watch?

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Yes
3 (4.2%)

No
69 (95.8%)

What would you like to see?

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Trump should resign, telling us that no, WE are fired
25 (27.8%)

Alien invasion
13 (14.4%)

More beer
4 (4.4%)

A friendly doctor informing me that I've been in a coma for two years and this was all a strange dream
35 (38.9%)

Trump to slip on a banana peel and break his neck
13 (14.4%)

How IS the state of the union?

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Mean: 2.52 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.56

Poor 1		36 (40.4%)
2		13 (14.6%)
3		13 (14.6%)
4		15 (16.9%)
5		10 (11.2%)
6		1 (1.1%)
7		1 (1.1%)
8		0 (0.0%)
9		0 (0.0%)
Excellent 10		0 (0.0%)

Comments

[kengr]

Alas, I couldn't use any of the answers to "What would you like to see?".

Don't want to have been in a coma, and the others mostly are "trump gone" but overlook the fact that with him gone, we'd have *Pence* as president.

[conuly]

I'm sure aliens would not put Pence in power.

[archangelbeth]

I, for one, welcome our Romulan overlords. At least they're eye-candy.

[pink_halen]

You shouldn't play a drinking game. If you drink every time he lies you will get alcohol poisoning.

[conuly]

Oh, gods no.

[fyrdrakken]

Note that my opinion of the state of our union is so high mainly because having him in office has lit a fire under the ass of progressives in particular and women in general. If the Dems seize control of the House and Senate, the question is not whether Trump gets impeached -- it's whether Pence can be brought down with him and give us two years of Pelosi or whomever in the White House fixing his mess.

[colls]

Under 'What would you like to see?' I'd like to select more than one option please. (LOL)

[zesty_pinto]

We are poll prepare to be pollsimilated.

[chanter1944]

I may end up needing booze anyway, even though I will not be watching. I plan to catch people sporking it to heck and back on twitter, which will not be a problem, knowing who's in my twitterfeed. Still, that means being aware of speech content (or lack thereof, ahem), so. Probable booze.

[calimac]

I'm so much not watching that I turned off the parody "Our Cartoon President" after less than a minute because I found I didn't even want to watch a cartoon parody of him.

[conuly]

Valid.

If my mom is watching I'll encourage the girls to watch with her, but....

[kaffy_r]

Not watching, didn't watch. Not enough spoons in the universe for that. I also agree with you that aliens wouldn't put Pence in power, so I'm voting extra-terrestrials FTW.

[boxofdelights]

State of the union could have been so much worse at this point!