It's almost time for the State of the Union Address!

[conuly]

Poll #19382

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 99

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How are you getting through the address?

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Coloring books
1 (1.0%)

Popcorn
1 (1.0%)

Beer
0 (0.0%)

Hard liquor
2 (2.0%)

I'm not watching
94 (95.9%)

Are you playing a drinking game while you watch?

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Yes
3 (4.2%)

No
69 (95.8%)

What would you like to see?

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Trump should resign, telling us that no, WE are fired
25 (27.8%)

Alien invasion
13 (14.4%)

More beer
4 (4.4%)

A friendly doctor informing me that I've been in a coma for two years and this was all a strange dream
35 (38.9%)

Trump to slip on a banana peel and break his neck
13 (14.4%)

How IS the state of the union?

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Mean: 2.52 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.56

Poor 1		36 (40.4%)
2		13 (14.6%)
3		13 (14.6%)
4		15 (16.9%)
5		10 (11.2%)
6		1 (1.1%)
7		1 (1.1%)
8		0 (0.0%)
9		0 (0.0%)
Excellent 10		0 (0.0%)

Comments

[conuly]

Oh, gods no.