I edited the post slightly. You may also find this insight interesting - somebody suggested that there may be a correlation between narcissism and the phenomenon of "autism parents" which doesn't really exist for other disabilities.
Dec. 18th, 2017
Made huevos divorciados for lunch today
Dec. 18th, 2017 01:58 pmExcept my mother only got one egg, because of her appetite. (Should've scrambled it. I mean, the yolk broke anyway.)
So I bring it down to her....
Me: Hi! We've got heuevos divorciados today, but you just get one huevo!
Her: Huh?
Me: We've got huevos divorciados, but I only made you one huevo.
Her: I have no idea what you're saying.
Me: It's like huevos rancheros, but with two salsas.
Her: Oh. Well, what are the salsas?
Me: We've got a red salsa and a green salsa.
Her: I can see that! What are they?
Me: Um. They're a salsa roja and a salsa -
Her: Verde, yup. Thanks so much.
(There were also refried beans.)
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So I bring it down to her....
Me: Hi! We've got heuevos divorciados today, but you just get one huevo!
Her: Huh?
Me: We've got huevos divorciados, but I only made you one huevo.
Her: I have no idea what you're saying.
Me: It's like huevos rancheros, but with two salsas.
Her: Oh. Well, what are the salsas?
Me: We've got a red salsa and a green salsa.
Her: I can see that! What are they?
Me: Um. They're a salsa roja and a salsa -
Her: Verde, yup. Thanks so much.
(There were also refried beans.)
Early humans migrated out of Africa much earlier than we thought
Feast Your Eyes on This 100-Year-Old Box of Chocolates (Yummy?)
Not All the Knights of the Round Table Were White (Not mentioned in the article proper: There were three Saracen Knights of the Round Table.)
Five Key Questions About Saudi Arabia’s Decision to Reintroduce Movie Theaters
Scientists explain Rudolph, Grinch, Scrooge
How Titanic’s Iconic Necklace Almost Sank an Entire Company
She’s got a radical approach for the age of superbugs: Don’t fight infections. Learn to live with them
Cystic fibrosis: Discovery of a key molecule for improving treatments
China's Class of 1977: I took an exam that changed China
'Make our Planet Great Again': France courts American scientists with new grant money
Presenting facts as 'consensus' bridges conservative-liberal divide over climate change
The Greatest Clash in Egyptian Archaeology May Be Fading, But Anger Lives On
Worries Grow In Hong Kong As China Pushes Its Official Version Of History In Schools
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Today, when I saw it wasn't going to stop snowing, I finally decided she had to go out in it.
She took one step out, walked back in the house and sat down. So I picked her up and put her on the porch. Head down, tail between her legs she walked the length of one block and down another. She didn't balk, or drag behind, but this was a huge change from her normal exuberant pace!
She finally peed, and Finn peed, and I said the magic words - "Okay, let's go back!"
What a difference! Head and tail come up and, tail wagging, she runs all the way home, where there are treats all around for good doggies.
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She took one step out, walked back in the house and sat down. So I picked her up and put her on the porch. Head down, tail between her legs she walked the length of one block and down another. She didn't balk, or drag behind, but this was a huge change from her normal exuberant pace!
She finally peed, and Finn peed, and I said the magic words - "Okay, let's go back!"
What a difference! Head and tail come up and, tail wagging, she runs all the way home, where there are treats all around for good doggies.
The Most Festive Treasures of the New York Public Library’s Maps Division
Everything You Never Thought to Ask About Astronaut Food
Archaeologists Are Only Just Beginning to Reveal the Secrets Hidden in These Ancient Manuscripts
What The Hellmann
Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer
Gyration Nation: The Weird Ancient History of the Dreidel
Why Toddlers Deserve More Respect
It's Official: The World Bank Will Stop Fossil Fuel Financing After 2019
How AI Can Help Us Understand the World—Or Radically Misinterpret It
George Washington’s Hard Death Shows the Limits of Medicine in His Time
Meet the all-purpose survival cracker, the US government's Cold War-era nutrition solution for life after a nuclear blast
When Waze Won't Help, Palestinians Make Their Own Maps
The Tempest At Galveston: 'We Knew There Was A Storm Coming, But We Had No Idea' (You will cry reading this.)
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America's malls are rotting away
Report: Rich will get still richer unless policies change
The gender pay gap doesn't close - even at the very, very top
Forget abortion: What women in Appalachian Kentucky really want
My father fought the CIA's secret war in Laos
Why It's Now A Crime To Let Cattle Graze Freely In 2 Nigerian States
The Incredible Linguistic Diversity of Tibet Is Disappearing
Child Marriage in the Rohingya Camps in Bangladesh (Photos)
MSF estimates more than 6,700 Rohingya killed in Myanmar
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What Roy Moore’s loss can tell us about American evangelicals’ future
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How Trump’s skepticism of U.S. intelligence on Russia left an election threat unchecked