Made huevos divorciados for lunch today
Dec. 18th, 2017 01:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyExcept my mother only got one egg, because of her appetite. (Should've scrambled it. I mean, the yolk broke anyway.)
So I bring it down to her....
Me: Hi! We've got heuevos divorciados today, but you just get one huevo!
Her: Huh?
Me: We've got huevos divorciados, but I only made you one huevo.
Her: I have no idea what you're saying.
Me: It's like huevos rancheros, but with two salsas.
Her: Oh. Well, what are the salsas?
Me: We've got a red salsa and a green salsa.
Her: I can see that! What are they?
Me: Um. They're a salsa roja and a salsa -
Her: Verde, yup. Thanks so much.
(There were also refried beans.)
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So I bring it down to her....
Me: Hi! We've got heuevos divorciados today, but you just get one huevo!
Her: Huh?
Me: We've got huevos divorciados, but I only made you one huevo.
Her: I have no idea what you're saying.
Me: It's like huevos rancheros, but with two salsas.
Her: Oh. Well, what are the salsas?
Me: We've got a red salsa and a green salsa.
Her: I can see that! What are they?
Me: Um. They're a salsa roja and a salsa -
Her: Verde, yup. Thanks so much.
(There were also refried beans.)
Early humans migrated out of Africa much earlier than we thought
Feast Your Eyes on This 100-Year-Old Box of Chocolates (Yummy?)
Not All the Knights of the Round Table Were White (Not mentioned in the article proper: There were three Saracen Knights of the Round Table.)
Five Key Questions About Saudi Arabia’s Decision to Reintroduce Movie Theaters
Scientists explain Rudolph, Grinch, Scrooge
How Titanic’s Iconic Necklace Almost Sank an Entire Company
She’s got a radical approach for the age of superbugs: Don’t fight infections. Learn to live with them
Cystic fibrosis: Discovery of a key molecule for improving treatments
China's Class of 1977: I took an exam that changed China
'Make our Planet Great Again': France courts American scientists with new grant money
Presenting facts as 'consensus' bridges conservative-liberal divide over climate change
The Greatest Clash in Egyptian Archaeology May Be Fading, But Anger Lives On
Worries Grow In Hong Kong As China Pushes Its Official Version Of History In Schools
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