She asks why a dreidl would have a Santa on it

An excellent question, to be sure, but I can top it - why did I go to the store today only to be confronted with Hanukkah stockings?

Happy (slightly belated) Hanukkah, everybody.

Damn, this is not the sort of rhetoric I expect from USA Today

A president who'd all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes

LOL, that poll. Who the hell is scrolling to the bottom just to say they "don't know" how they feel about the editorial? Look, either you think Trump is the scum of the earth, or (somehow) the salt of the earth. How can you still be undecided about this!?

I have this paid account, and by gosh, I'm gonna use it!

Poll #19173 Christmas question

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 58

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All I want for Christmas is

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My two front teeth
6 (10.3%)

You
5 (8.6%)

A hippopotamus
14 (24.1%)

Your hippopotamus' two front teeth
20 (34.5%)

Santa, baby
13 (22.4%)

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