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I've been looking at patriotic songs. Lots of them. And the more I look, the more I have to wonder...
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
Free America
Cons: Following what I'm sure is the convention of his time, he consistently rhymes America with words like sway, prey, betray, caberet.
Pros: Easy to sing, and check out some of these verses!
"Then guard your rights, Americans,
Nor stoop to lawless sway,
Oppose, oppose, oppose
For North America."
"And blast the venal sycophants
Who dare our rights betray;
Assert yourselves, yourselves
For brave America"
I don't know about you, but these are words I can really stand behind.
Plus, there's none of that flag worship thing. And it isn't entirely fixated on a war. And where it is, people at least know what war it's talking about. Our anthem was written during the War of 1812, not the Revolution.
(I took out the last repetition in each verse because, frankly, I can't hear how it fits the melody, and it's a bit unnecessary anyway.)
America the Beautiful
Cons: Manifest destiny really kinda sucked.
Pros: Well, even though it is, at least to me, very much associated with a dark and genocidal period in our history, you can't really tell that from the words, which are nice and peaceful. And you can sing it. It's really a very pretty song.
God Bless America
Cons: Talks about God a lot.
Pros: Talks about God a lot. Easy to learn. Easy to sing.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Cons: Very religious. And violent.
Pros: Nice stirring melody. Easy to sing. Very easy to parody, which is the mark of a truly good song.
America
Cons: Same melody as the English (British?) national anthem, which can get confusing.
Pros: Short, easy to learn, singable.
This Land is Your Land
Cons: EWW! COMMUNISTS!
Pros: My daddy was a Marxist. You think I mind a little socialism in my anthems? Plus it's singable. And peaceful.
The list, I'm sure, goes on. And still, with all the available options, we end up with... That Song I Will Not Mention Again.
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
Free America
Cons: Following what I'm sure is the convention of his time, he consistently rhymes America with words like sway, prey, betray, caberet.
Pros: Easy to sing, and check out some of these verses!
"Then guard your rights, Americans,
Nor stoop to lawless sway,
Oppose, oppose, oppose
For North America."
"And blast the venal sycophants
Who dare our rights betray;
Assert yourselves, yourselves
For brave America"
I don't know about you, but these are words I can really stand behind.
Plus, there's none of that flag worship thing. And it isn't entirely fixated on a war. And where it is, people at least know what war it's talking about. Our anthem was written during the War of 1812, not the Revolution.
(I took out the last repetition in each verse because, frankly, I can't hear how it fits the melody, and it's a bit unnecessary anyway.)
America the Beautiful
Cons: Manifest destiny really kinda sucked.
Pros: Well, even though it is, at least to me, very much associated with a dark and genocidal period in our history, you can't really tell that from the words, which are nice and peaceful. And you can sing it. It's really a very pretty song.
God Bless America
Cons: Talks about God a lot.
Pros: Talks about God a lot. Easy to learn. Easy to sing.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Cons: Very religious. And violent.
Pros: Nice stirring melody. Easy to sing. Very easy to parody, which is the mark of a truly good song.
America
Cons: Same melody as the English (British?) national anthem, which can get confusing.
Pros: Short, easy to learn, singable.
This Land is Your Land
Cons: EWW! COMMUNISTS!
Pros: My daddy was a Marxist. You think I mind a little socialism in my anthems? Plus it's singable. And peaceful.
The list, I'm sure, goes on. And still, with all the available options, we end up with... That Song I Will Not Mention Again.
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:19 am (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:40 am (UTC)http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/mythos/mythostoc.htm
http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/jrm/jrm_toc.htm
http://www.tightrope.cc/jewquotes.htm
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 04:27 pm (UTC)Link two: table of contents of a book purporting to prove the old canard about jews ritually murdering Christians.
Link three: the spurious Franklin quote (and a George Washington quote equally dubious) mixed in among anti-Semitic quotes, verifiable and otherwise, from other famous historical figures. (That is, it's verifiable that they said these things, not that their words have any relation to objective reality.)
Either you're posting these pages as a warning about the kind of people who take such yammerings seriously, or you're inadvertently proving that one needn't necessarily be a supporter of Israel's foreign policy in order to conflate opposition to that policy with anti-semitism.
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2008-01-03 03:37 am (UTC)