I've been looking at patriotic songs. Lots of them. And the more I look, the more I have to wonder...
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
Free America
Cons: Following what I'm sure is the convention of his time, he consistently rhymes America with words like sway, prey, betray, caberet.
Pros: Easy to sing, and check out some of these verses!
"Then guard your rights, Americans,
Nor stoop to lawless sway,
Oppose, oppose, oppose
For North America."
"And blast the venal sycophants
Who dare our rights betray;
Assert yourselves, yourselves
For brave America"
I don't know about you, but these are words I can really stand behind.
Plus, there's none of that flag worship thing. And it isn't entirely fixated on a war. And where it is, people at least know what war it's talking about. Our anthem was written during the War of 1812, not the Revolution.
(I took out the last repetition in each verse because, frankly, I can't hear how it fits the melody, and it's a bit unnecessary anyway.)
America the Beautiful
Cons: Manifest destiny really kinda sucked.
Pros: Well, even though it is, at least to me, very much associated with a dark and genocidal period in our history, you can't really tell that from the words, which are nice and peaceful. And you can sing it. It's really a very pretty song.
God Bless America
Cons: Talks about God a lot.
Pros: Talks about God a lot. Easy to learn. Easy to sing.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Cons: Very religious. And violent.
Pros: Nice stirring melody. Easy to sing. Very easy to parody, which is the mark of a truly good song.
America
Cons: Same melody as the English (British?) national anthem, which can get confusing.
Pros: Short, easy to learn, singable.
This Land is Your Land
Cons: EWW! COMMUNISTS!
Pros: My daddy was a Marxist. You think I mind a little socialism in my anthems? Plus it's singable. And peaceful.
The list, I'm sure, goes on. And still, with all the available options, we end up with... That Song I Will Not Mention Again.
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.
What idiot messed up to give us the Star Spangled Drinking Song as our anthem? I mean, is that even singable? Of course not!
Consider the possible alternatives:
Free America
Cons: Following what I'm sure is the convention of his time, he consistently rhymes America with words like sway, prey, betray, caberet.
Pros: Easy to sing, and check out some of these verses!
"Then guard your rights, Americans,
Nor stoop to lawless sway,
Oppose, oppose, oppose
For North America."
"And blast the venal sycophants
Who dare our rights betray;
Assert yourselves, yourselves
For brave America"
I don't know about you, but these are words I can really stand behind.
Plus, there's none of that flag worship thing. And it isn't entirely fixated on a war. And where it is, people at least know what war it's talking about. Our anthem was written during the War of 1812, not the Revolution.
(I took out the last repetition in each verse because, frankly, I can't hear how it fits the melody, and it's a bit unnecessary anyway.)
America the Beautiful
Cons: Manifest destiny really kinda sucked.
Pros: Well, even though it is, at least to me, very much associated with a dark and genocidal period in our history, you can't really tell that from the words, which are nice and peaceful. And you can sing it. It's really a very pretty song.
God Bless America
Cons: Talks about God a lot.
Pros: Talks about God a lot. Easy to learn. Easy to sing.
The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Cons: Very religious. And violent.
Pros: Nice stirring melody. Easy to sing. Very easy to parody, which is the mark of a truly good song.
America
Cons: Same melody as the English (British?) national anthem, which can get confusing.
Pros: Short, easy to learn, singable.
This Land is Your Land
Cons: EWW! COMMUNISTS!
Pros: My daddy was a Marxist. You think I mind a little socialism in my anthems? Plus it's singable. And peaceful.
The list, I'm sure, goes on. And still, with all the available options, we end up with... That Song I Will Not Mention Again.
Sometimes, I weep for this country. No wonder we're all going to hell, we've got a sucky anthem that nobody can sing.
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Date: 2005-06-26 08:27 pm (UTC)The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:42 pm (UTC)Now image America filled with if not all its people then all of its politicians who governed according to the song, as it was originally intended, by the singer in spirit.
The Founding Forefathers of America fashioned the U.S. Constitution miming ideals of Freemasonry. In the beginning Freemasonry was of the Orient, meaning symbolic of that in which is of the element spirit. "Star" means a contemplative union with God.
The Star Spangled Banner was rewritten, more than once; and in its final draft (excuse the pun) favored more of a Jewish fundamentalism of Soul realization, freedoms and advantages rather than full Scientific Enlightenment.
I assure you Benjamin Franklin is rolling in his grave as we speak. He wrote much about America's need to protect the Masonic-styled philosophy from being infiltrated by the Jewish people.
Please refer to Benjamin Franklin's, 'The Jewish Threat on the American Society', The New Dawn, monthly newsletter of the MAB, issue 2 Oct & Nov 2000; also G.U.P.S. leaflet, 'Prophecy of Benjamin Franklin in regard of the Jewish race', distributed at Manchester University, March 2002
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:43 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:55 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:56 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:19 am (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:40 am (UTC)http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/mythos/mythostoc.htm
http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/jrm/jrm_toc.htm
http://www.tightrope.cc/jewquotes.htm
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 04:27 pm (UTC)Link two: table of contents of a book purporting to prove the old canard about jews ritually murdering Christians.
Link three: the spurious Franklin quote (and a George Washington quote equally dubious) mixed in among anti-Semitic quotes, verifiable and otherwise, from other famous historical figures. (That is, it's verifiable that they said these things, not that their words have any relation to objective reality.)
Either you're posting these pages as a warning about the kind of people who take such yammerings seriously, or you're inadvertently proving that one needn't necessarily be a supporter of Israel's foreign policy in order to conflate opposition to that policy with anti-semitism.
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2008-01-03 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 08:42 pm (UTC)"To Anachreon in Heav'n,
Where he sat in full glee,
A few sons of harmony
Sent a petition.
That he their inspirer and patron should be,
When this answer came down,
from the jolly old Grecian.
Voice, fiddle and flute,
no longer be mute,
I'll lend ye my name,
And inspire ye to boot,
So long may the sons of Anacreon entwine,
The myrtle of Venus
with Bachhus's vine!"
Play ball!
best,
Joel
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Date: 2005-06-26 09:35 pm (UTC)but that's because i'm a
diva sopranomusic geek who adores multipart harmony, who's sung this at countless orientations and graduations and in two major league baseball parks (only 28 to go!) and at one point could sing all four parts (granted, bass an octave up) of multiple arrangements of it. ... nah, i'm a diva soprano after all. ;)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 10:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 10:03 pm (UTC)The British one. England doesn't actually have a national anthem of its own (though at sporting events like the Comonwealth games where they feel the need to play a song, but also feel the need to play something other than the British anthem, they tend to use Land of Hope and Glory). Curiously enough, Scotland and Wales do both have an anthem of their own, though possibly only de facto rather than de jure. I haven't a clue about Northern Ireland though. I tend to suspect that there'd be far too much Politics involved to get them to agree on an anthem, unfortunately.
The thing is though, I like your anthem a whole lot better than ours, despite all its shortcomings, mainly because yours doesn't sound like a funeral dirge. I'm sure that it's possible to play ours in a way that doesn't make everyone fall asleep, but nobody ever seems to do it. And the lyrics to ours are pretty ropey as well. At least the queen is a person rather than a bit of cloth, so she deserves some respect, but not absolute reverence. Then there are the religious bits. Then there are the bits in the verses that nobody sings about going off and killing the Scots and the Welsh. Hello? They're actually part of our country now. don't you think it might be time to update? No wonder they have their own separate anthems.
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Date: 2005-06-27 11:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 12:05 am (UTC)But not now. The World Tribunal On Iraq has concluded sessions in Istanbul and is about to deliver their verdict.
Well, in an hour or so. Live streaming sobriety. Beat that.
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Date: 2005-06-27 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 07:57 am (UTC)No one ever starts the national anthem in the right key, unless they're an actual, good singer, I think. Because most people start the song too high for their voice and then by the time they get to "and the rockets' red glare" and then "and the laaaaaaaaand of the FREEEEEEEEEEE!" they're practically shrieking.
Our national anthem should really have fewer large jumps in it.
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Date: 2005-06-27 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 02:41 pm (UTC)I always liked "America the Beautiful." First for the "alabaster cities undimmed by human tears," which I thought was the most awesome imagery even before I knew what alabaster was, and secondly for repeated idea of "we're far from perfect, but these are the ideals we're striving toward, and a vision of what could be." Mending thy flaws, confirming thy soul, refining thy gold, making all success noble, crowning thy good with brotherhood.
(Never associated it with manifest destiny, but I can see some of the connections now that you've mentioned it).
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Date: 2005-06-29 08:40 pm (UTC)2. Yes, it is lovely, but even as a kid I saw that the "sea to shining sea" bit wasn't put in there just for its poetry. And all that fruiting of the plains just set us up for massive ecological disaster in the form of the dust bowl.
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Date: 2005-06-26 08:27 pm (UTC)The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:42 pm (UTC)Now image America filled with if not all its people then all of its politicians who governed according to the song, as it was originally intended, by the singer in spirit.
The Founding Forefathers of America fashioned the U.S. Constitution miming ideals of Freemasonry. In the beginning Freemasonry was of the Orient, meaning symbolic of that in which is of the element spirit. "Star" means a contemplative union with God.
The Star Spangled Banner was rewritten, more than once; and in its final draft (excuse the pun) favored more of a Jewish fundamentalism of Soul realization, freedoms and advantages rather than full Scientific Enlightenment.
I assure you Benjamin Franklin is rolling in his grave as we speak. He wrote much about America's need to protect the Masonic-styled philosophy from being infiltrated by the Jewish people.
Please refer to Benjamin Franklin's, 'The Jewish Threat on the American Society', The New Dawn, monthly newsletter of the MAB, issue 2 Oct & Nov 2000; also G.U.P.S. leaflet, 'Prophecy of Benjamin Franklin in regard of the Jewish race', distributed at Manchester University, March 2002
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:43 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:55 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-26 08:56 pm (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:19 am (UTC)Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 10:40 am (UTC)http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/mythos/mythostoc.htm
http://www.ety.com/HRP/booksonline/jrm/jrm_toc.htm
http://www.tightrope.cc/jewquotes.htm
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2005-06-27 04:27 pm (UTC)Link two: table of contents of a book purporting to prove the old canard about jews ritually murdering Christians.
Link three: the spurious Franklin quote (and a George Washington quote equally dubious) mixed in among anti-Semitic quotes, verifiable and otherwise, from other famous historical figures. (That is, it's verifiable that they said these things, not that their words have any relation to objective reality.)
Either you're posting these pages as a warning about the kind of people who take such yammerings seriously, or you're inadvertently proving that one needn't necessarily be a supporter of Israel's foreign policy in order to conflate opposition to that policy with anti-semitism.
Re: The Deprogramming of the Judaeic-American Myth
Date: 2008-01-03 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 08:42 pm (UTC)"To Anachreon in Heav'n,
Where he sat in full glee,
A few sons of harmony
Sent a petition.
That he their inspirer and patron should be,
When this answer came down,
from the jolly old Grecian.
Voice, fiddle and flute,
no longer be mute,
I'll lend ye my name,
And inspire ye to boot,
So long may the sons of Anacreon entwine,
The myrtle of Venus
with Bachhus's vine!"
Play ball!
best,
Joel
no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 09:35 pm (UTC)but that's because i'm a
diva sopranomusic geek who adores multipart harmony, who's sung this at countless orientations and graduations and in two major league baseball parks (only 28 to go!) and at one point could sing all four parts (granted, bass an octave up) of multiple arrangements of it. ... nah, i'm a diva soprano after all. ;)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 10:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-26 10:03 pm (UTC)The British one. England doesn't actually have a national anthem of its own (though at sporting events like the Comonwealth games where they feel the need to play a song, but also feel the need to play something other than the British anthem, they tend to use Land of Hope and Glory). Curiously enough, Scotland and Wales do both have an anthem of their own, though possibly only de facto rather than de jure. I haven't a clue about Northern Ireland though. I tend to suspect that there'd be far too much Politics involved to get them to agree on an anthem, unfortunately.
The thing is though, I like your anthem a whole lot better than ours, despite all its shortcomings, mainly because yours doesn't sound like a funeral dirge. I'm sure that it's possible to play ours in a way that doesn't make everyone fall asleep, but nobody ever seems to do it. And the lyrics to ours are pretty ropey as well. At least the queen is a person rather than a bit of cloth, so she deserves some respect, but not absolute reverence. Then there are the religious bits. Then there are the bits in the verses that nobody sings about going off and killing the Scots and the Welsh. Hello? They're actually part of our country now. don't you think it might be time to update? No wonder they have their own separate anthems.
no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 11:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 12:05 am (UTC)But not now. The World Tribunal On Iraq has concluded sessions in Istanbul and is about to deliver their verdict.
Well, in an hour or so. Live streaming sobriety. Beat that.
no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 07:57 am (UTC)No one ever starts the national anthem in the right key, unless they're an actual, good singer, I think. Because most people start the song too high for their voice and then by the time they get to "and the rockets' red glare" and then "and the laaaaaaaaand of the FREEEEEEEEEEE!" they're practically shrieking.
Our national anthem should really have fewer large jumps in it.
no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 02:41 pm (UTC)I always liked "America the Beautiful." First for the "alabaster cities undimmed by human tears," which I thought was the most awesome imagery even before I knew what alabaster was, and secondly for repeated idea of "we're far from perfect, but these are the ideals we're striving toward, and a vision of what could be." Mending thy flaws, confirming thy soul, refining thy gold, making all success noble, crowning thy good with brotherhood.
(Never associated it with manifest destiny, but I can see some of the connections now that you've mentioned it).
no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 08:40 pm (UTC)2. Yes, it is lovely, but even as a kid I saw that the "sea to shining sea" bit wasn't put in there just for its poetry. And all that fruiting of the plains just set us up for massive ecological disaster in the form of the dust bowl.