An Ode to the Common Troll...

[conuly]

O Troll! Your very name conjures up stories of strength!
We who watch are ever amazed at your feats of logic.
O Troll! Your existence gives life to the gods
In the form of prayers.
Your ability to form crude images knows no bounds
And your vocabulary of offensive words exceeds that of even the greatest lexographer.
Troll!
Oh, how we love you.
You prove we are not scum.
Troll!

Comments

[hopefulnebula]

Hey, I owe you a metaquote, don't I? *adds it to her "to take care of in the morning" list*

[conuly]

Oh god. I spend ages trying to come up with metaquoteable things, I kill myself (metaphorically speaking) on funny and insightful comments... but I throw up an ode in a 75 seconds based entirely out of annoyance, and that gets metaquoted?

*headdesks*

I just don't get it. Whine, whine, WHINE! WHINE! WHINY WHINE!

[hopefulnebula]

No, not this. The "birdsong" bit from a while back.

But you're welcome anyway.

[conuly]

Ah. In that case, I repeat my comment.

[conuly]

That's a thanks most awfully, by the way.