You know what?
Jun. 17th, 2005 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Eating is disgusting. I don't want to have to see people eating in public. It's all those orifices and noise and it all ends up in the toilet anyway. You should eat in the toilet, save yourself a trip - and this way, the rest of us wouldn't have to be forced to watch your disgusting little habit. Oh, I know it's a natural function, but none of us wants to see it in public. It's obscene! Your mouth is used in sex. That's why civilized people cover their mouths with veils and whatnot. Doesn't your partner care that your mouth is now being used for things other than kissing them? That's sick and perverted, you know. Stop it! Stop eating in front of me! That's horrible! I'm going to complain to somebody. They'll make you stop.
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Date: 2005-06-17 01:43 pm (UTC)Anyways, the Mumster and the Kiddo are on their way into the city as we speak, accompanied by the Hubby. I am off to meet them at Chambers and catch a bite to eat. Call me before...the next 5 minutes...4:45 - IF you want me to call when I meet them.
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Date: 2005-06-17 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-17 05:12 pm (UTC)