You know what?

[conuly]

Eating is disgusting. I don't want to have to see people eating in public. It's all those orifices and noise and it all ends up in the toilet anyway. You should eat in the toilet, save yourself a trip - and this way, the rest of us wouldn't have to be forced to watch your disgusting little habit. Oh, I know it's a natural function, but none of us wants to see it in public. It's obscene! Your mouth is used in sex. That's why civilized people cover their mouths with veils and whatnot. Doesn't your partner care that your mouth is now being used for things other than kissing them? That's sick and perverted, you know. Stop it! Stop eating in front of me! That's horrible! I'm going to complain to somebody. They'll make you stop.

Comments

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

So, you've seen my sons belly up the trough in public huh?
I don't mind if women feed a baby in public, I just look the other way, much as I do with thongs, those guys who wear their pants with the waistband around the knees, and girls in thongs and their bellies hanging out who would be better served with more clothes and less ...well eating, public or otherwise. (Mind you, I'm no stick, but I'm also not letting it hang out for the world to see. My opinion, rolls only look good on a royce)