Date: 2005-05-18 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leora.livejournal.com
Wow... why didn't I think of it! I've been searching and searching for a medical cause for my symptoms: fatigue, loss of mental clarity, unexplained blindness, muscular weakness, etc.

Masturbation! Obviously I've been masturbating too much.

Wel, now I don't feel too bad about having forgotten to call the neurologist to see about an appointment.

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