A group of links stolen from everyone.

[conuly]

One on OMG TEH GAY!!!!111
Wait, no, here's another one.
One on that more recent frozen finger. Ew.
And one on the "kid who got suspended talking to his mom".

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[griphus.livejournal.com]

hah, that last one reminds me of what happened in school.

prof: "would you please put your phone to silent?"
kid 1: "it was my mom"
prof: "i don't care, just don't interrupt my class"
kid 2: "what if it was something important?"
prof: "well, if it was something important, there's no reason you should be listening to me, is there?"