My laundry is trying to kill me
Oct. 6th, 2025 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyFirst, when I was pulling up my panties my thumbnail got stuck somehow on the cotton and ended up half ripped off - ouch! - in what is both the dumbest and most painful injury ever. Then the next day I managed to slip on some clothing on the floor and fall flat down on my face. Fortunately, I landed on my laundry, but still, I can take a hint. My own laundry wants me dead.
(I mentioned this to Jenn and she suggested that if I was wearing my panties they weren't laundry but simply clothing, but this obviously arrant nonsense. They weren't on my body yet, they were just halfway up my thighs, so they were still at least liminally laundry, caught in that weird spot of paradox in between Schrodinger's cat and Xeno's arrow. Also, the salient feature is that they were trying to kill me, not what arbitrary category they fall into while they do so!)
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(I mentioned this to Jenn and she suggested that if I was wearing my panties they weren't laundry but simply clothing, but this obviously arrant nonsense. They weren't on my body yet, they were just halfway up my thighs, so they were still at least liminally laundry, caught in that weird spot of paradox in between Schrodinger's cat and Xeno's arrow. Also, the salient feature is that they were trying to kill me, not what arbitrary category they fall into while they do so!)
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Why Every Strawberry Traces Back to a Secret Spy Mission in 18th-Century South America
My Life in Ambigrammia
Scientists make embryos from human skin DNA for first time
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laundry fears
Date: 2025-10-09 09:17 pm (UTC)Re: laundry fears
Date: 2025-10-11 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-10-09 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-10-10 03:34 pm (UTC)Here's to its continued lack of success, and may it give up on its attempts!
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Date: 2025-10-11 05:37 pm (UTC)