Summer session's almost over!
Aug. 19th, 2004 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can dobetter worse.
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can do
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
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Date: 2004-08-19 08:45 pm (UTC)A man escapes from a mental institution. He doesn't want to be recognized, so he ditches all of his clothes. He can't wander around naked though, so he steals some plastic wrap and wraps himself in that. Satisfied with his new outfit, he walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender turns to him and says, "Sir, I can clearly see yer nuts."
(And I had to use bad grammar for it to work. Because I couldn't use your or you're. It's neither. And both. Stupid joke, you work better in real life.)