Summer session's almost over!
Aug. 19th, 2004 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly
Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can dobetter worse.
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can do
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
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Date: 2004-08-19 07:26 pm (UTC)A. To get to their nests.
Q. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon?
A. Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q. Why are pygmies so short?
A. Because they went into the jungle between 2:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon.
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Date: 2004-08-19 07:30 pm (UTC)Okay. Those are bad.
Knock, knock!
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Date: 2004-08-19 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-19 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-19 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-19 07:38 pm (UTC)JOHN THE BAPTIST!
*giggles*
I love that joke. I told it to Lizziey once and she promptly infected the group home up in White Plains.