Summer session's almost over!

[conuly]

Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!

Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.

I'll start.

Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams

"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"

See what I mean? Really bad jokes.

I can do better worse.

Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said

"Is dat an island?"

Okay. I'm done. For now.

Comments

[rhicat.livejournal.com]

A string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender yells, "We don't serve your kind in here! Get out, you lousy string!"

So the string leaves the bar and sits down on the curb outside. An idea occurs to him. He bends over, rolls around on the ground, twists and turns and walks back into the bar.

The bartender growls "Hey, ain't you the string I threw out of here before?"

"Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

[conuly]

Oh, god, that's just... bad. Thanks!

I can't top it. But I'll try later.