Summer session's almost over!

[conuly]

Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!

Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.

I'll start.

Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams

"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"

See what I mean? Really bad jokes.

I can do better worse.

Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said

"Is dat an island?"

Okay. I'm done. For now.

Comments

[rachelkachel]

So, there's this tribe in the Amazon or somewhere, and they all live in grass houses. The chief has a two-story grass house. Yay. One day, he decides he needs a throne, not just a special house. So he orders a big throne, and when it arrives, he has some of his people carry it into his house, to the second story. Where it promptly falls through the floor. Moral: Those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

That's the best/worst I can think of for now, but I know lots; my dad loves puns and the rest of the family takes after him.

[conuly]

A man in the outback got sick, and the only hospital nearby was the Sisters of Mercy Charity hospital. So they took him there, and the Sisters determined that the best cure for his illness was some koala tea.

The man had never heard of this, but he wanted to be cured, and he accepted a cup, only to spit it out immediately because there were hairs in it.

The sisters refused to take the hairs out, though, because "The koala tea of mercy is not strained".

[rachelkachel]

I saw some welcome mats for sale at the bookstore yesterday. Stuff like "Go away", "Come back with a warrant" - and "Hi, I'm Mat."