Summer session's almost over!

[conuly]

Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!

Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.

I'll start.

Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams

"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"

See what I mean? Really bad jokes.

I can do better worse.

Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said

"Is dat an island?"

Okay. I'm done. For now.

Comments

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

Oh...just ewww.
But, yes, I have heard that one before. I just have a terrible memory for jokes I guess. [Actually the way I heard it, the father was having sex with the babysitter.]

If conuly was never wanting to hear that joke again, it's probably a good thing that I opted not to tell the two way-off-color jokes that I know.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

yep probably.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

i get a kick out of seeing people faces when i tell that one. it makes them cringe at first, and it cracks me up.

[conuly]

I've nothing against dirty jokes, I'm just sick of THAT one. Which she first told at the dinner table. In front of my mother.