Summer session's almost over!
Aug. 19th, 2004 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly
Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can dobetter worse.
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.
I'll start.
Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams
"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"
See what I mean? Really bad jokes.
I can do
Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said
"Is dat an island?"
Okay. I'm done. For now.
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Date: 2004-08-19 09:45 am (UTC)Of course, I'd be mighty becoming on you too!
Okay, not a joke, but a really bad pickup line someone used on me once.
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Date: 2004-08-19 09:53 am (UTC)Those clothes are mighty becoming on you.
Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.