Summer session's almost over!

[conuly]

Time to celebrate... with bad jokes!

Post your worst jokes here. Bad puns, questionable taste, terrible punchlines... it's a bad joke day.

I'll start.

Dracula is walking down the street, when he gets attacked by a falling pile of sandwich meats, bread, and fruit. Finally, he's impaled on a toothpick. Before he dies, he screams

"OH NO! It's buffet, the vampire slayer!"

See what I mean? Really bad jokes.

I can do better worse.

Do you know why it's called Staten Island?
Because when Henry Hudson was sailing, and he saw it, he said

"Is dat an island?"

Okay. I'm done. For now.

Comments

[mephron]

Rene Descartes is walking down the streets of modern day New York, when he realizes he's hungry. He walks into a McDonald's. Peering at the sign, he says to the order-taker, "I should like two hamburgers and an orange drink."

The order-taker says, "You want fries with that?"

Rene Descartes says, "I think not." and promptly disappears.

[conuly]

Heard it. Try again.


Why did the chicken cross the road?


MLK's response: I dream of the day when all chickens, be they black, white, or speckled, shall be able to cross the street without fear of their motives being called into question....

[lasarus.livejournal.com]

Not laughing ... Not laughing ... Eh, bugger :p

Descartes Amok

[takaal.livejournal.com]

Ooooo... *shudder*! I hadn't heard that one...