mordorbot apparently picks their resolution using autocomplete

[conuly]

I tried that myself. I got "this year I will... stay awake" which works if you interpret it metaphorically.

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[bibliofile]

autocomplete: does it have to be a specific search engine?

[conuly]

This year I will... say no to that.

[hudebnik]

This year I will is a great night for a good one and two hours before I go back in my life.

Trying the other phone...

This year I will be there at the same time the other day and it was a pleasure.

Let's try "shall", for more of a prediction than a resolution:

This year I shall be there in 5 minutes to get to the bottom of this.

[bibliofile]

When you get to the bottom of this, will you let the rest of us know? Please? Maybe?

[hudebnik]

Looking forward to it myself...

[mordorbot]

You've clearly got a thing for time!

[delphi]

Google gave me "This year I will be Instagram filter," which it took me a moment to realize was a product that parsed as [This Year I Will Be][Instagram filter] as opposed to a troubling statement of corporate transhumanist intent.

My phone gave me "This year I will be able to get out of the house with friends," which isn't a bad resolution, whether it refers to going out more socially or being able to flee in some sort of horror movie scenario.

[mordorbot]

I think you should firmly stick to that resolution.

[conuly]

Update on your resolution: You will not be able to get out of the house with friends this year.

[semperfiona]

I got "This year I will be a lot of fun", or if I choose a different suggestion for the last word, "This year I will be a lot of people".

[hamimi_fk]

Lol, I read your result and a little voice in my head whispered "...stay woke".

I typed it in and got 'this year I will journal". Fitting. =)

[nocowardsoul]

"This year I will be here."

I suppose so!

[mordorbot]

Also, very apt if read metaphorically!