JFC.

[conuly]

1. Clinton's lead is now 1.5 million votes.

2. The Change.org petition has actually reached 4.5 million signers, which I did not expect to see.

3. There's also one at MoveOn. Silly as it is, I did sign them both, and intend to keep daydreaming about the one-in-a-trillion chance of an upset. It will never happen, but the picture of Trump's face if it did happen is helping me sleep at night. (I suppose when it doesn't happen I'll have to find a new daydream. Guess it's back to Trump, Pence, et al. dying of heart attacks or overdose in an utterly consensual coked up gay orgy.)

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[siderea]

I honestly don't care about the genders of the people involved in any hypothetical coked up orgy if it culminates in both Trump and Pence ODing.

[conuly]

I only care due to their generally homophobic stances. A little soupcon of irony will make it that much sweeter.

[sathari]

This is beautiful. Though seeing as Pence is a "good" li'l Indiana boy (in my mind, he's never even seen his own wife naked; their marital relationship consist of good God-fearing missionary position sex in bed under the covers with the lights out, a fact for which the missus is everlastingly grateful, my own version of the scenario includes him walking in on Trump having a heart attack from the coked-up orgy involving sex toys and multiple prostitutes of varying ethnicities and gender presentations he's in the middle of, and Pence having a heart attack in turn out of the sheer shock and horror of TEH GHEY. (Bonus: the end of my little fantasy? One of the prostitutes turns to another and says, "Wait, aren't you CPR certified?" and the other one looks at both of them, then back, and answers, "And your point is?" UNSUNG HERO OF AMERICA.) (Trump. Trump is made of going full Birdcage, I am just saying.) (On the other hand, then it goes to Paul Fucking Ryan and WOW is that not cool. But maybe Ryan can have a stroke from shock/horror at the mess. Who's next up after that?)

Actually, now I kinda of want to play a game of "How many bugfix fantasies for this hellection can we come up with?"

[conuly]

See, Ryan is the sole reason this is an orgy. It had been just Trump and Pence, and then everybody went "But what about Ryan?" so I said "Okay, threesome" and then realized... why stop there? They can all simultaneously succumb to their mutual passion! Twu wuv, ain't it beautiful?

[sathari]

That's PRICELESS.

[conuly]

If only....

(Sadly, while I wouldn't exactly be stunned to find out that You-Know-Who has a cocaine habit, I doubt he's secretly deeply closeted. That just doesn't seem his style.)

[sathari]

Yeah, a world can dream....

(And I agree completely--- that man doesn't have the impulse control required to be closeted; if he liked men, we'd ALL know about it, the same as we know about every other random impulse that passes twixt his ears and right to his lips or his Twitterfeed. Unless he's in denial of it even to himself.)