The time for illegal amateur fireworks is...

well never, that's when, but in the interests of not being reviled as the neighborhood buzzkill I will begrudgingly accept "July 4, between the hours of 6pm and 10:30pm, 11pm if the next day is a weekend".

My goodwill does not stretch all the way to July 11, 3:37 in the morning. JFC.

In other stupid internet arguments

I have explained this to you in every way I possibly can, short of interpretive dance. If you still aren't getting it, the problem is not that I am not trying hard enough to understand you. At this point, I have nothing left to say other than that I think you need to go home and rethink your life.