You know that storm chasing family from Wife Swap?

And then a little later their kid "disappeared in a balloon", but, um, not so much?

Well, billing themselves as the youngest heavy metal band in the country they are actually performing around the corner from me today.

The observant will note that this is a sharp downgrade in the quality of our celebrity appearances since that time my sister chatted up some guy and found out later he was a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, a group that I actually managed to have heard of. (Popular music is the category that keeps me from applying to quiz-based game shows.)

Still, that's something!