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I cleaned out a few cabinets the other day
Sep. 5th, 2012 12:39 pmIn the process, I found a box of condoms. After confirming that they are unexpired, I went and passed them back to my sister so she can use them (or not) before they DO expire.
Actually, I tossed the box at her and accidentally hit her in the forehead, thus causing me to suffer the wrath of Jenn. "Why would you do that???" The fact that she is always throwing random shit at me apparently is not worth mentioning. So I won't mention it. Even though she does it all the time.
Anyway, I digress. The nieces have no school today (L'Shana Tova, all of you!) and have been amusing themselves by making costumes and giving themselves tattoos with markers. I've been making lunch, eating lunch, and checking movie times. All of a sudden, in runs Evangeline, braids a-flutter.
"Connie, Connie! Who's getting married?"
"Um... nobody as far as I know...?"
"Then why does Mommy have this box of condos?"
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Actually, I tossed the box at her and accidentally hit her in the forehead, thus causing me to suffer the wrath of Jenn. "Why would you do that???" The fact that she is always throwing random shit at me apparently is not worth mentioning. So I won't mention it. Even though she does it all the time.
Anyway, I digress. The nieces have no school today (L'Shana Tova, all of you!) and have been amusing themselves by making costumes and giving themselves tattoos with markers. I've been making lunch, eating lunch, and checking movie times. All of a sudden, in runs Evangeline, braids a-flutter.
"Connie, Connie! Who's getting married?"
"Um... nobody as far as I know...?"
"Then why does Mommy have this box of condos?"
( Read more... )
