These kittens literally worship the ground I walk on.

I can't so much as go to the bathroom without the whole crowd following me in and trying to get me to pet them, hug them, put them on my lap.

On the one hand, this is great. I love cats! On the other hand, omgprivacyplz! (And just try having some, uh, private alone adult time! When the kitten jumps on the intriguing moving thing under your blanket it's a real moodkiller, let me tell you.)