Why?

Why did I do it?

I knew it was a bad idea. I knew I'd regret it. It's not like I hadn't been warned enough.

Why did I click the link?

You'd think I'd've learned from the *last* time, but apparently not.

My eyes may never recover.

WHY?????

Edit: I'm not giving you the link! You'd just go and click it!

And it's not nearly as bad as you're all suggesting - I have the sense *not* to visit links advertising *those* images. The downside to this caution, of course, is that my retinas haven't been scarred to the point of nonsensitivity yet.

Children.

They're not dogs. That's why we generally don't make shock collars for children.

On the same subject (but not nearly as severe), your typical three or four year old child doesn't need to get high-fives and GOOD EATING!!!!!! for munching on some glorified potato chips. Either they're hungry, and they eat, or they're not hungry, so they don't. (Or they're hungry and they don't eat, which sucks, but assuming you haven't made something you know they can't/won't eat, that's probably a temporary situation.)

Praising a kid for eating. Eating snacks, of all things. Now I've seen everything.

Oh. I forgot.

Happy Vernal Equinox, everybody.

I can't sing that song properly. I know the melody, but at the end my voice doesn't want to sing the notes as they're written, so it comes out wrong. Gah.

I don't have to tell you guys how this is *really* the middle of Spring, do I?