*laughs*

From languagehat.com...

MERETRICIOUS LATIN.
My excellent correspondent Michael V. (gratias ago!) has directed me to the red-light room at the back of Zdravko Batzarov's Orbis Latinus site, namely Forbidden Latin Language. If you're planning to read the seamier Latin authors, or if you've simply always had a yen to know how to say 'to force someone to perform receptive male oral sex' in the language of Cicero, pay it a visit. Just pull your collar up and your hat down, and tell Gaius I sent you. (But don't trust it implicitly; the word "vomerm" should read vomer, and there may be other errors.)

Yes, I always *did* want to know how to say "to force someone to perform receptive male oral sex" in Classical Latin. *gigglesnorts*

I'm going to crosspost this, even, it's so silly!

Okay... Seriously...

Why don't some people realize that this is satire?

And rather blatant, heavy-handed satire at that. While I agree with the point this person was trying to make, it doesn't do much good to openly mock the people whose minds you wish to change. I mean, seriously, Landover Baptist is more subtle than this guy! It was the whole "blue eyed" thing that killed the argument, methinks. If he'd just stuck to insulting lefties, it would've been great, but adding blue eyes to the mix ruined it.

Then again... considering some people didn't get the joke.... *rolls her eyes loudly*