Two quick Eva-'cdotes
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conuly1. Prior to the movie that wasn't, we saw a trailer for Life of Pi.
Eva: I'd like to have a tiger as a pet.... (this was said while the tiger was snarling in the boat, of course)
Me: No. No, you wouldn't.
Eva: Yes I would.
Me: Not really.
Eva: Well, why not?
Me: You know how sometimes Mama cat, even though she likes you, will turn and scratch or bite you?
Eva: Yeah...?
Me: Imagine if she were a tiger.
Eva: I don't want a tiger as a pet. Maybe a kitten instead.
2. Today, I got attacked in bed by her.
Eva: Ew! Your breath is stinky! Stinky breath!
Me: I know you are, but what am I?
Eva: You're the one with the stinky breath! I'm rubber, and you're glue, and you have stinky breath.
Me: If you keep saying that, I'll have to breathe in your face.
Eva: STINKY BREATH! *buries face in my stomach*
Me: *huff*
Eva: You brothe on my head, not my face. I mean... breathed. You breathed on my - aaah!
(That's when I got her.)
Eva: I'd like to have a tiger as a pet.... (this was said while the tiger was snarling in the boat, of course)
Me: No. No, you wouldn't.
Eva: Yes I would.
Me: Not really.
Eva: Well, why not?
Me: You know how sometimes Mama cat, even though she likes you, will turn and scratch or bite you?
Eva: Yeah...?
Me: Imagine if she were a tiger.
Eva: I don't want a tiger as a pet. Maybe a kitten instead.
2. Today, I got attacked in bed by her.
Eva: Ew! Your breath is stinky! Stinky breath!
Me: I know you are, but what am I?
Eva: You're the one with the stinky breath! I'm rubber, and you're glue, and you have stinky breath.
Me: If you keep saying that, I'll have to breathe in your face.
Eva: STINKY BREATH! *buries face in my stomach*
Me: *huff*
Eva: You brothe on my head, not my face. I mean... breathed. You breathed on my - aaah!
(That's when I got her.)
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Date: 2012-09-23 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-09-23 10:27 pm (UTC)TIGERS LIONS attacking watermelons! (http://youtu.be/heXwnEGLsbI)
Big Cat Halloween (bobbing for pumpkins!) (http://youtu.be/UcT4paZfflg)
Tigers in Action at Out of Africa Wildlife Park (http://youtu.be/9Wr48VFhZH8): How To Play With Your Tigers
Lioness and White Tiger Greatest Hits (http://youtu.be/pRYVU5K5AxM) - here ya go; this one is the real "how to play Chase The Monkey with great fanged beasts who can bite a pumpkin right out of the water".
How would Eva like to do that, if she were all properly trained like the people doing it? It certainly does look like a lot of fun for all concerned, as long as nothing goes wrong.
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Date: 2012-09-23 10:48 pm (UTC)The Lion Whisperer.... at it again!! (http://youtu.be/Ht9qwF_QUEM)