Aw. It's our mockingbird again.

[conuly]

If it's a sin to kill a mockingbird because they do no harm, is it still a sin when you can't sleep?

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[conuly]

It's not only a sin to kill a mockingbird; it's also a federal offense. I recommend Mack's Pillow-Soft Earplugs and/or falling asleep with a video on.

I'll try the earplugs. Or maybe I'll sign him up for a dating service. He can use my computer so long as he's not downloading hot avian porn, that stuff is full of spyware.

I wouldn't really hurt a songbird, of course. Laws or no laws, they aren't singing to annoy me, and it won't really harm me.

[elenbarathi.livejournal.com]

LOL, I know you wouldn't, hon.

Never let birds use your computer; it spreads viruses. He's doing just fine out there by himself, broadcasting on all sexxay mockingbird frequencies - won't be too long till some feathered young wench decides he'll do.

'Hot avian porn', sheesh... you do know that such a thing actually exists, right? The mind boggles, but yes, it actually does.

[conuly]

The question is not whether or not *I* know, but how on earth *YOU* know!